Rebuilding the Wisdom: Move the Georgia Guidestones to Georgia!

GEORGIA – In the wake of the Georgia Guidestones’ unfortunate destruction over a year ago, a unique opportunity emerges for the country Georgia to not only resurrect this cryptic monument but to embody the very principles it once symbolized. The shattered remnants of the stones could be the catalyst for a profound statement, urging Georgia to live up to the ten directives etched in granite, and the best way to do that is to immediately airlift the rubble to the capitol of Tbilisi.

Now that the dust has settled from the suspiciously unsolved explosion, let’s envision the resurrection of the Guidestones in the heart of Georgia, nestled amidst the timeless landscapes of the Caucasus, as opposed to the piddling foothills of the state of Georgia, where the Appalachia mountains finally run out of steam. This reconstruction could symbolize a commitment to the ideals of reason, sustainability, and harmony – a powerful message rising from the ashes of destruction, and could signal the first glimpse of relevance that Georgia has ever seen.

Rebuilding the monument in Georgia offers a chance to integrate the Guidestones’ principles into the fabric of the nation, and the people of Georgia into a global community that is committed to selective breeding, learning Esperanto, and bland platitudes. Let the people of Georgia, and visitors from around the globe, encounter this revamped monument as a living testament to the pursuit of knowledge, ecological responsibility, and a shared human destiny, not to mention acting as a potent symbol of Georgia’s commitment to joining the civilized world.

Couldn’t you imagine a post apocalyptic rebuilding guidebook nestled among these peaks?


In a geopolitcal climate where communities and nations are often torn apart by discord, the restoration of the Georgia Guidestones in Georgia becomes a tangible manifestation of unity and collective purpose. It’s an invitation for Georgians to embrace these principles not just as words carved in stone but as a guiding philosophy shaping their society, a society that can embrace both eugenics and population reduction at the same time.

So, let the resilient spirit of the Guidestones inspire a new chapter for Georgia – one where the tenets of reason, respect, and balance stand tall, rising from the ruins and echoing through the ages. The reconstruction becomes a poignant reminder that even in destruction, there lies an opportunity for renewal and a commitment to a brighter, more enlightened future for us all, including the hapless peasants of Georgia.

Lhana Lhak

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