New Artist Dylan Musgrave just put out the best Halloween song in decades, hear it here first!
Look out Werewolves of London. Move over Monster Mash. There is a new Halloween anthem that will hit the airwaves…
2026 MLB Stadium Food Showdown, May The Best Chow Win!
The 2026 baseball season is underway, and nothing’s happening with the standings for months. You know what that means: It’s time to rank the culinary experiences at some of America’s favorite ball parks. Here are the five mouth-watering finalists in the 2026 MLB Stadium Food Showdown!
Now Is the Perfect Time to Buy a Pre-Owned Honda, Sinner
The following advertisement is a paid promotion for Gallatin County Honda Presidents Day is right around the corner, and that…
Holiday Band Concert Ends in Disaster Under “Weird Circumstances”
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. – Emergency services responded to Aaron Hernandez Elementary School within minutes on Tuesday night, but the auditorium…
HOLIDAY BOOK REVIEW: Two Toe-Curling Krampus Romances!
Punished by Krampus by Skyla Gray and Spanked by the Krampus by Lisbet Castle In the delightfully whimsical holiday traditions…
6 BUDGET-LOVING GIFTS THAT ARE MAKING OUR READERS A LITTLE RIPE
by Squatchmerch Staff I’m in full-blown crisis mode for real. Can you even believe it’s almost the Holiday Season again?…
REAL SPORTS SCANDALS: We Know the NBA is Rigged
To the surprise of nobody, the FBI announced last week that the NBA and poker games run by the New…
SPIRITED AWAY: New Ride Share App Boo-ber Is Lyft of The Living Dead
America thought it had seen everything with Uber, Lyft, and even the short-lived, DoGo, the company that offered rides on…
EYE CARAMBA! Man Gets Laser Eye Surgery, Receives More Than He Bargained For
SPRINGFIELD, MA — What began as a routine corrective vision procedure on Tuesday ended with one man inadvertently equipped with…
Queens of the NFL: How football’s meatheads exploit the women who outshine them
For too long, the NFL has sold a fantasy: brawny athletes sweeping glamorous women into happily-ever-afters. But behind the staged…