New Artist Dylan Musgrave just put out the best Halloween song in decades, hear it here first!
Look out Werewolves of London. Move over Monster Mash. There is a new Halloween anthem that will hit the airwaves…
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2026 MLB Stadium Food Showdown, May The Best Chow Win!
The 2026 baseball season is underway, and nothing’s happening with the standings for months. You know what that means: It’s time to rank the culinary experiences at some of America’s favorite ball parks. Here are the five mouth-watering finalists in the 2026 MLB Stadium Food Showdown!
REAL SPORTS SCANDALS: We Know the NBA is Rigged
To the surprise of nobody, the FBI announced last week that the NBA and poker games run by the New…
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files
CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the…
TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
“Weird Al” Yankovic Announces 2025 “The Guerras Tour”
LOS ANGELES – Radical anti-fascist song parodist “Weird Al” Yankovic announced his 26 date summer tour via an encrypted Telegram…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 22 – July 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings the full moon in the human-derived sign of Capricorn – asopposed to the signs…
RESURRECTED RELICS: Ancient Trilobites Revived Using Gamma Radiation
Around half a billion years ago, a volcanic eruption near a shallow sea in present-day Morocco preserved exceptionally complete specimens…
PSTYLIN’ WITH PSTEPHEN CROMWELL – Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 1 – July 7
¡Hola, mi amigos! Change is in the air, and while it might be painful, it’s essential in order to grow.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Brutalize Your Taste-buds with Cheesy Ogre-atin Potatoes
Imagine this: you’re cozied up in a charming cottage nestled deep in the woods, far from the monstrosities of society,…