If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with a square bruise on their forehead containing a letter at it’s center. The entire town has been turned upside down by a recent wave of strange occurrences involving computer keyboards, leaving ordinary citizens icing and scratching their heads.
“I was working from home just yesterday,” says Sabrina DeFazio, a Williston native with a squared imprint containing the letter B. “I got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back out, my computer’s keyboard came flying across the room and wailed me in the face! As I hit the floor, so did the keyboard, which completely shattered. I couldn’t believe it!”
Sabrina’s story is far from unique. A total of 13 people have reported being hit in the head by their keyboards, leaving welts with letters on them. Baffled police have been gathering the victims, rearranging them in order to try to make unscramble what may be a ghostly message.
“We haven’t got too much yet, assuming all of the letters are part of a message, we’ve narrowed it down to either ‘Cobble One Prop’ or ‘Corn Pebble Poo’.” says Detective Mark Araujo of the Williston police department. “The cobbling props thing might make sense because I saw that some theater teacher in Burlington died last year, maybe he’s got some unfinished shoe business in his theater company. I don’t know, ghosts are weird.”
Doing some investigative research, The Reality Register has uncovered a Williston man by the name of Bob Leon Copper, an anagram of the 13 letters found on the victims’ heads, who mysteriously disappeared last year after the body of a 24 year old woman was found in Williston, beaten to death with a keyboard by an unknown assailant less than a mile from Mr. Copper’s home.
If this is truly the act of a ghost trying to pass a message onto the living, what could that message be? Could they be looking for a bag of Bob Lee brand Popcorn? Maybe they are warning people to perform Boob Clone Prep. Whatever the reason, the mysterious keyboard attacks could continue until the puzzle is solved.
The Ghost of Andrew Crowe
