At The Reality Register, we embark on a mission to redefine journalism by courageously delving into subjects often overlooked by mainstream news outlets. Our commitment to integrity in journalism drives us to explore untold narratives, challenge preconceived notions, and illuminate the obscured corners of reality, and frequently beyond the bounds of events that have actually occurred.
In a media landscape crowded with sensationalism and selective reporting, The Reality Register stands as a satirical beacon of unwavering dedication to truth. What is the truth, really? Our articles tackle subject matters that others shy away from, ensuring our readers are informed, empowered, and equipped with a comprehensive understanding of the world around them, as well as several other worlds that exist alongside our own.
Join us on this extraordinary journey where transparency, accountability, and a passion for the unvarnished truth guide our every word. At The Reality Register, we believe in the power of honest satire flavored by the ghosts of the golden age of supermarket tabloids to transform perspectives and ignite conversations that matter. Together, let’s navigate the intricate tapestry of reality, one untold story at a time.
Our team
Stan Dirkson
Editor in Chief and Head Reporter
Jacob Bartholomew
Assistant Editor and Regional Reporter
Mohammed Sinclair
Internet Reporter
Jessica Cortez-Hill
Regional Reporter
Ronald Sampson
Regional Reporter
The Ghost of Andrew Crowe
Regional Reporter
Franklin Carson
Regional Reporter
Lhana Lhak
Regional Reporter
Barbara “Bakes” LaFleur
Curious Cooking Columnist
Lady Bacon
The Cryptid Zodiac Columnist
Hiram Glassman
Editorial Musings and Opinion
David Lavender
SpooksCenter Sports Columnist
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