BUTTE – In a groundbreaking exposé that challenges the very foundations of paleontology, self-taught historian and paleontologist George Horner boldly claims that dinosaurs and dragons are, without a doubt, the same magnificent creatures that once roamed our planet. Horner, armed with a keen eye and a disdain for conventional wisdom, has thrown the world of science into disarray with his revolutionary insights.
According to Horner, the striking resemblance between dinosaurs and dragons is so evident that one hardly needs any evidence to draw this conclusion. “It’s as clear as day. Just look at them – scales, claws, and an unmistakable air of majesty. How could anyone deny the connection?” exclaims Horner.
The comparison doesn’t stop at physical features. Horner delves into the realm of dragon legends, arguing that dinosaurs likely breathed fire. “Dragon myths from around the world describe creatures breathing fire, and what’s more, dinosaurs fit the bill perfectly. It’s not a leap of faith; it’s a logical connection,” he asserts confidently.
But how, you may wonder, did these enormous creatures produce such awe-inspiring flames? Horner offers a curious theory: “Large herbivores probably had multichambered stomachs, producing copious amounts of methane. Imagine the potential for fire-breathing dinosaurs! They might have farted fire or belched enough flammable gas to create dragon-style flames. It’s an exciting possibility.”
The maverick paleontologist goes on to critique the reliability of paleontological evidence, casting doubt on the legitimacy of our understanding of prehistoric creatures. “Who actually believes that we have reliable information on animals that lived 100 million years ago? The idea that the creatures we call dinosaurs are actually dragons, and interacted with humanity in the ancient past, that’s a much more sensible explanation,” Horner argues, questioning the integrity of the fossil record.
Horner’s skepticism extends to the scientific community itself. “Paleontologists are basically charlatans, making assertions based on some pretty flimsy evidence. They describe theropods and sauropods with a straight face, but any five-year-old can tell you that dragon myths are based on real-life dinosaurs that either survived extinction or that our entire view of fossils is kind of stupid. I’ve seen the bones, and it’s kind of ridiculous that say that they’re from a bajillion years ago.”
The reality register aims to provide a balanced view, but in this case we’ll make an exception. While mainstream science may balk at Horner’s unconventional theories, his perspective has undoubtedly stirred up conversation and challenged the status quo. As the debate rages on, one thing is clear – George Horner’s bold assertions will leave an indelible mark on the intersection of paleontology, mythology, and the imagination.
Stan Dirkson
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