Now Is the Perfect Time to Buy a Pre-Owned Honda, Sinner
The following advertisement is a paid promotion for Gallatin County Honda Presidents Day is right around the corner, and that…
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Holiday Band Concert Ends in Disaster Under “Weird Circumstances”
NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. – Emergency services responded to Aaron Hernandez Elementary School within minutes on Tuesday night, but the auditorium…
HOLIDAY BOOK REVIEW: Two Toe-Curling Krampus Romances!
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6 BUDGET-LOVING GIFTS THAT ARE MAKING OUR READERS A LITTLE RIPE
by Squatchmerch Staff I’m in full-blown crisis mode for real. Can you even believe it’s almost the Holiday Season again?…
REAL SPORTS SCANDALS: We Know the NBA is Rigged
To the surprise of nobody, the FBI announced last week that the NBA and poker games run by the New…
Top 5 Chemtrails Throughout History (You Weren’t Supposed to Know About)
For as long as people have looked to the skies, they’ve seen signs — messages, warnings, and sometimes, deliberate influences…
A DAY AT THE RACES: My Trip To The Derby Expands The Mind
There’s Maine, and then there’s Aroostook County. The largest and least populated county in Maine; almost seven thousand square miles…
AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty
THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS – With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future…
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by Squatchmerch Staff We all know Selkies, those based Celtic ladies who can shapeshift into seals, right? Everyone knows Selkies…
PO’ BOY: Wendigo Arrested During Altercation At The Big Game
NEW ORLEANS, Lou. – It’s been a long year for former college football star The Wendigo. The talented Right Guard…