TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE
CHAMPAIGN, Illinois – With his unique combination of pragmatic conservatism and erudite dourness, George F. Will has long ago secured…
Author: Ronald Sampson
THE REALITY REGISTER UNCOVERS LOST EPISODE OF “ALF”
ALF aired on NBC from 1986 to 1990, a quirky sitcom about a Rodney Dangerfield-esque puppet who crashes his spaceship…
“Weird Al” Yankovic Announces 2025 “The Guerras Tour”
LOS ANGELES – Radical anti-fascist song parodist “Weird Al” Yankovic announced his 26 date summer tour via an encrypted Telegram…
FOUR WEIRD TALES OF THE NBA
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COLD SHOULDER: Cryptid Expert Weighs In On Yeti’s Loss In Popularity
The following article is a paid promotion for squatchmerch.com Even the stoic and sober world of cryptozoology is swayed by…