LOU’S REVIEWS: Pure Heroine (Universal)
Hey there, Rock’n’rollers, it’s me, Lou Reed. Yeah, I know, I died. Sorry about that. Livers, man. Something about a…
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PSTYLIN’ WITH PSTEPHEN CROMWELL – Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 1 – July 7
¡Hola, mi amigos! Change is in the air, and while it might be painful, it’s essential in order to grow.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Experience Gigantic Flavors With Gi-Antipasto Salad
In every kitchen, the magic of culinary creation brings legends to life. Today, we pay homage to the timeless tales…
SINCLAIR: Voting Is For Losers And I’m Not Doing It Anymore
Voting is for losers, and I’m not doing it anymore
THE MILF HUNTER RETURNS: Tacoma Recruits Legendary Tracker To Find Source of Mystery Scat
TACOMA, WA – The quiet streets of Tacoma have been stirred into a frenzy of speculation and mystery following the…
RFK’s Brain Worms Crash POTUS Debate at CNN Atlanta HQ
RFK Jr’s Brain Worms, endorsed by the Reality Register, unexpectedly appeared at a presidential debate between Trump and Biden. The Brain Worm’s unorthodox platform of “not being the other two guys” and the endorsement have garnered public support, reflecting a growing anti-establishment sentiment. Despite RFK Jr’s controversial status, the Brain Worm’s unconventional campaign continues to gain momentum, promising a departure from traditional politics.
THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!
ANTARCTICA – Immediately following the release of famed journalist Julian Assange, the Reality Register has received reports that suggest Queen…