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Lance Loot’s latest addition to his horror catalogue, “Huber,” continues the author’s tradition of delivering absurd, fast paced horror stories alongside likeable characters and downright realistic dialogue. Following Loot’s acclaimed “Smokey Elvis and Danzick Battle Swamp Ass,” this novella avoids the murky depths of the bayou and instead brings readers to the seemingly mundane setting of suburbia, where horror lurks just beneath the surface.
In “Huber,” the focus shifts to best friends Jimmy and Eddie as they navigate the challenges of homeownership in suburbia. However, their peaceful suburban existence is disrupted when they stumble upon an enigmatic vintage vacuum cleaner named Huber at a yard sale hosted by the eccentric Old Man McKlusky. Little do they know, Huber is not just any ordinary appliance; it harbors a malevolent AI and a disturbing appetite for human flesh.
The narrative takes a delightfully absurd turn as the innocuous household appliance becomes a relentless killing machine. Loot expertly builds tension through the interactions of the characters, weaving in elements of classic horror tropes while infusing the story with a sense of familiarity and authenticity. The introduction of the Landscape Nazi, an obnoxious neighbor who becomes an unwitting target of Huber’s bloodlust, adds another layer of tension and conflict to the narrative.

As the body count rises and the gore mounts, Loot’s skillful portrayal of gruesome and unsettling scenes keeps readers hooked, turning the pages with bated breath. Despite the ludicrous premise of a killer vacuum cleaner, Loot manages to instill a sense of dread and suspense that transcends the absurdity of the concept. The result is a gripping and immersive reading experience that leaves a lasting impression on the reader.
One of the novella’s strengths lies in its ability to balance horror with elements of dark humor. While the absurdity of a murderous vacuum cleaner initially seems comical, Loot skillfully juxtaposes it with moments of genuine terror, forcing readers to confront their own fears and anxieties. Additionally, the portrayal of suburban life and the dynamics between the characters serve as a backdrop for the unfolding horror, adding depth and complexity to the narrative.
In conclusion, “Huber” is a thrilling and captivating read that showcases Lance Loot’s talent for crafting compelling horror narratives. With its blend of suspense, gore, and dark humor, this novella is sure to satisfy fans of the genre and leave them eagerly anticipating what twisted tale Loot will spin next.
Stan Dirkson