AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty
THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS – With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future…
Category: Conspiracy and Government
THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files
CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the…
TV ROTS ALL BRAINS – Washington Necromancer Tortured for Biden Corpse’s Debate Fiasco
The recent poor debate performance of president Biden is being blamed on Ash Rotblood, a Necromancer tortured for his failure
DEMOCRACY BURNING – 5 Election Lies, and the Truths that Make Them Possible
In today’s misinformation era, distinguishing election facts from fiction is crucial. Common election-related lies exploit partial truths, making them believable. False claims range from Biden’s speech issues, Trump’s immigration record, and the myth of undecided voters, to broader election trust issues. Critical thinking is essential to navigate this propaganda-filled landscape.
SINCLAIR: Voting Is For Losers And I’m Not Doing It Anymore
Voting is for losers, and I’m not doing it anymore
THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!
ANTARCTICA – Immediately following the release of famed journalist Julian Assange, the Reality Register has received reports that suggest Queen…
HIRAM RISING: Climate Change is Very Real, But It’s Just the Change of the Seasons
Alright, so I think I’ve cracked the code on climate change, and it’s so simple you’ll kick yourself for not…
ODD PORTRAIT HAS EVERYONE AT ODDS: New Controversial Portrait of President Biden Has People Divided
In a grand ceremony at the Hall of Presidents, an event meant to commemorate tradition and honor, turned into a…
PROJECT NIGHT MARE: Declassified Military Program Reveals Drones That Can Access Your Dreams
In a groundbreaking development that seems straight out of science fiction, the United States and Australia have jointly created a…
HIRAM GLASSMAN: Automated Kiosks Might Make for Faster Food, but Also a Slower Society
I was born in 1973, so technically I guess that makes me Generation X. However, reading some reviews of how…