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Category: Conspiracy and Government

Holiday Band Concert Ends in Disaster Under “Weird Circumstances”

Holiday Band Concert Ends in Disaster Under “Weird Circumstances”

December 20, 2025December 20, 2025

NORTH ATTLEBORO, Mass. – Emergency services responded to Aaron Hernandez Elementary School within minutes on Tuesday night, but the auditorium…

Top 5 Chemtrails Throughout History (You Weren’t Supposed to Know About)

Top 5 Chemtrails Throughout History (You Weren’t Supposed to Know About)

May 24, 2025November 10, 2025

For as long as people have looked to the skies, they’ve seen signs — messages, warnings, and sometimes, deliberate influences…

AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty

AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty

April 18, 2025April 18, 2025

THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS – With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future…

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files

THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files

February 3, 2025February 3, 2025

CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the…

TV ROTS ALL BRAINS – Washington Necromancer Tortured for Biden Corpse’s Debate Fiasco

TV ROTS ALL BRAINS – Washington Necromancer Tortured for Biden Corpse’s Debate Fiasco

July 5, 2024July 5, 2024

The recent poor debate performance of president Biden is being blamed on Ash Rotblood, a Necromancer tortured for his failure

DEMOCRACY BURNING – 5 Election Lies, and the Truths that Make Them Possible

DEMOCRACY BURNING – 5 Election Lies, and the Truths that Make Them Possible

July 3, 2024July 2, 2024

In today’s misinformation era, distinguishing election facts from fiction is crucial. Common election-related lies exploit partial truths, making them believable. False claims range from Biden’s speech issues, Trump’s immigration record, and the myth of undecided voters, to broader election trust issues. Critical thinking is essential to navigate this propaganda-filled landscape.

SINCLAIR: Voting Is For Losers And I’m Not Doing It Anymore

SINCLAIR: Voting Is For Losers And I’m Not Doing It Anymore

June 29, 2024June 30, 2024

Voting is for losers, and I’m not doing it anymore

THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In  Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!

THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!

June 26, 2024June 27, 2024

ANTARCTICA – Immediately following the release of famed journalist Julian Assange, the Reality Register has received reports that suggest Queen…

HIRAM RISING:  Climate Change is Very Real, But It’s Just the Change of the Seasons

HIRAM RISING: Climate Change is Very Real, But It’s Just the Change of the Seasons

May 18, 2024

Alright, so I think I’ve cracked the code on climate change, and it’s so simple you’ll kick yourself for not…

ODD PORTRAIT HAS EVERYONE AT ODDS:  New Controversial Portrait of President Biden Has People Divided

ODD PORTRAIT HAS EVERYONE AT ODDS: New Controversial Portrait of President Biden Has People Divided

May 16, 2024

In a grand ceremony at the Hall of Presidents, an event meant to commemorate tradition and honor, turned into a…

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