PROJECT NIGHT MARE: Declassified Military Program Reveals Drones That Can Access Your Dreams
In a groundbreaking development that seems straight out of science fiction, the United States and Australia have jointly created a…
Category: Conspiracy and Government
HIRAM GLASSMAN: Automated Kiosks Might Make for Faster Food, but Also a Slower Society
I was born in 1973, so technically I guess that makes me Generation X. However, reading some reviews of how…
FLAT EARTHERS PROVEN WRONG! Man Pilots Self-Made Space Shuttle and Discovers Earth is Actually a Cube
In a jaw-dropping feat of ingenuity, a daring man has defied the odds and launched himself into space using a…
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHERS IF THEY’RE INVISIBLE? Police Test Invisibility Suits on Ohio Highway
CLEVELAND Ohio – In a startling display of governmental power, police officers near Cleveland, Ohio, utilized new invisibility suits to…
JERSEY DEVIL ARRAIGNED ON THREE COUNTS OF RACKETEERING AMIDST MAFIA CRACKDOWN IN NEW JERSEY
TRENTON – In a stunning turn of events, the infamous Jersey Devil, long rumored to be a shadowy figure in…
STORAGE BIN OF FECES: Charles Darwin’s Recently Assembled Lost Library Reveals Some of Humanity Actually Evolved From Lizards, Including Himself!
LONDON – A recent discovery has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, as a research team has amassed over 3000…
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS: Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – After hours of searching, a military helicopter carrying five marines was discovered to have been coaxed down…
PUBLIC THROWN A FUR-BALL: Declassified Military Documents Reveal that UFOs are Actually Spinning, Flying Sasquatch
In an astonishing turn of events, a recently declassified military document has sent shockwaves through the UFO community, revealing that…
SEND IN THE CLONES: Hollywood’s Doppelganger Machine and Replacement Scheme Exposed at Last!
LOS ANGELES – In the glitzy realm of Hollywood, where fame and fortune intertwine, a machine of mysterious proportions has…
OPINION: FARTS SHOULD BE FUNNY, NOT EXPENSIVE! A Critique of the Newly Announced EPA Fee on Methane Emissions
So, there I was, minding my own business, enjoying the blissful freedom of letting one rip without any concern for…