FEEL SOWIE FOR YOWIE: Yowie Hospitalized As Evidence of Drug Problems Continues to Surface
LOS ANGELES – Recently problem-plagued cryptid, the Yowie, spent much of this week in a hospital psychiatric ward for treatment…
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A NEW NAME TOPS LIST OF MOST POPULAR AMERICAN BABY BOY NAMES, AND IT MAY SURPRISE YOU!
America’s Social Security Administration has recently released its data for 2023, including the documentation all births in the United States,…
WHO IS THE STRANGER? Increasingly Frequent Encounters With Mysterious Being Are Leaving Witnesses To Question Its Origins
Have you ever driven down a quiet street at night and seen a mysterious shape in the shadows – tall,…
CRYPTOPOLITAN WITH ZOEY GRAY: Unleashing Your Inner Sasquatch Queen
Ladies, it’s time to get in touch with your wild side and embrace the fierce, unapologetic, and majestic life of…
SACRED SENTIENT SLACKS? Fresno Nightcrawler Becomes First Cryptid to be Granted Sainthood
THE VATICAN – In the latest effort to maintain relevance, the Catholic Church has officially declared the Fresno Nightcrawler a…
THE MOOSEMAN COMETH: Reader Submission Introduces Possible New Cryptid!
Hey guys, I’ve got a good reader submission for you today, moreso for the picture rather than the story as…
AN OWIE FOR YOWIE: Paparazzi Tipped Off to Incoherent and Agitated Yowie After He Wrecks Car
LOS ANGELES, CA – In the early morning hours of Saturday, May 5, Los Angeles was the stage for a…
GENIE, MEANY, MINEY, MO’ – A Tumultuous Tale of Granted Desires, From a Genie
It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these things, but here’s another terrific reader submission. If you like…
DRAFT DODGER: Wendigo Snubbed In First Round of NFL Draft, Flees To Canada
DETROIT, MI – Despite the rumors, the chatter, and the multiple mock drafts from A-list insiders over the past month,…
BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…