Texas Roadhouse Twist: Skunk Ape’s Dumpster Disco Leaves Staff Amazed
LAKELAND – In the early morning hours of a late October day, closing time at the Texas Roadhouse in Lakeland,…
Category: Cryptids
Intrepid Hiker Summits the World’s Tallest Peak, Emerges With An Even Taller Tale
NEPAL – In July of 2023, Eddie Meripol, a professional dentist with an adventurous spirit, paid a sum of over…
My Dinner With Sasquatch: How I Befriended a Very Hairy Family
As part of an ongoing series that started here, the following is a story submitted by a one of our…
Government Forms Committee Amid Whistleblower Revelations
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Amid public outcry for increased government transparency in regards to UFOs and extra-terrestrial beings, congress has enacted…
BURN IT ALL : Arlington Resident Battles Supernatural Intruder with Flare Gun! Police Silent on Skinwalker Threat!
In a bizarre turn of events that has left the quiet neighborhood of Arlington, Virginia, buzzing with speculation, a local…
Mungu Kivuli: The Real Godzilla Strikes Fear in Congo Pygmy Villages!
CONGO BASIN – In the heart of the Congo, a monstrous creature named Mungu Kivuli, standing at an astounding twenty…
Chupacabra Goes Vegan? Publix Security Footage Reveals Bizarre Twist!
PENSACOLA – In the annals of cryptozoology, the Chupacabra has long been regarded as a mysterious and bloodthirsty creature, known…
The Truly Creepy Origins of Alabama’s Crimson Tide Nickname
TUSCALOOSA – Alabama’s Crimson Tide, the powerhouse of college football, has a history shrouded in legends, but none quite as…
Opinion: When you really think about it, the 1985 classic Teen Wolf isn’t very realistic.
Here at The Reality Register, we seek truth above all other endeavors. Therefore, I view it as a duty to…
Jungle Enigma Unraveled: Mysterious Lizard-like Boy Spreads Fear and Cookies in Honduras!
CAMPAMENTO, HONDURAS – In a remote corner of the Honduran jungle, a sensational tale has emerged of a child born…