THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files
CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the…
Category: Ghosts and the Afterlife
CHILDREN’S CLASSIC “CASPER” CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA
HOLLYWOOD – A classic children’s movie has been discovered to contain an actual ghost on film, and hides a story…
WENDY’S® GIVING OUT FREE EMAIL ADDRESSES IN JANUARY
Participating Wendy’s® restaurants are giving out FREE email addresses starting January 1st! That’s right—now the tasty deals you crave can…
DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth
The Real Dragon Who Inspired Smaug Is Alive And We Know Where To Find Him This Thanksgiving, I found myself…
SALVATION OR DAMNATION? James Earl Jones Heads To The Afterlife, and We Know Where He’s Going
THE AFTERLIFE – James Earl Jones, the baritone titan of stage and screen, has left this mortal coil today at…
FASTER, HIGHER, STRONGER – IN HELL! Astral Whistleblower Reveals Olympic Damnation
In a shocking revelation that could redefine the way we view athletic excellence, the Reality Register’s resident psychic, Lady Bacon,…
SPECTRAL SECRECY: California Bans Policies Requiring Notification of Ghostly Transition to Higher Powers
SACRAMENTO – California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a bill into law Monday banning all medical facilities from implementing policies that…
BUSTIN’ MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD – Charity Ghost Hunt at Adult Bookstore Leaves Staind Frontman on the Outside Looking In
Dale and Beatrice Bosom, acclaimed ghost hunters, held a star-studded charity séance at the Pioneer Valley ‘Route 33’ Adult Bookstore in Chicopee, Massachusetts. Despite unexpected customer interactions, the event featured paranormal investigations and a séance involving Staind’s Aaron Lewis. The event raised over $700 to install blackout film on the bookstore’s windows.
DIVINE INTERVENTION: Donald Trump Assassination Attempt Thwarted by Richard Simmons’ Angel
Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt thanks to the spirit of Richard Simmons, orchestrated by psychic Lady Bacon. Simmons, the late fitness icon, saved Trump by intercepting a silver bullet intended for him, believing Simmons to be a werewolf. This act bound Simmons to an eternal torment meant for Trump. Despite the pain, Simmons accepted this fate out of gratitude for Trump’s past kindness. The story has captivated the public, blending politics and the supernatural. There is hope for Simmons’ redemption if Trump reforms. Supporters are encouraged to pray for both figures, seeking a positive resolution.
BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN? The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Voted Sexiest Ghost in Recent Polls
Move over, George Clooney and Brad Pitt—there’s a new heartthrob in town, and he’s been making hearts flutter for centuries!…