A DAY AT THE RACES: The 39th Annual Aroostook Derby Expands The Mind
There’s Maine, and then there’s Aroostook County. The largest and least populated county in Maine; almost seven thousand square miles…
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AQUA-FINALE: Stellantis Puts the Brakes on New Undersea Auto Factory Amidst Tariff Uncertainty
THE LAURENTIAN ABYSS – With a long peal from a mighty conch shell, the final shift ends at the future…
WHAT IS YOUR MERMAN ARCHETYPE?
There are as many ways to be a Merman as there are fish in the sea. You might be playful…
WOMEN TAKE TO THE STREETS OVER VIRAL BEAUTY TREND: TUBERCULOSIS TITS
LOUISVILLE, Ky. – It was inevitable that the reign of the BBL would come to a pear-shaped end. The extreme…
LITTLE PERSON NO MORE: World’s Tallest Midget Reaches A Height of 5’9″… and he’s still growing!
In a world full of tall tales, Greg Davis, a 19-year-old from Bakersfield, California, is literally stretching the boundaries of…
HOLY GUACAMOLE: RI Man Nearly Mummifies In Endless Food Truck Line
NEWPORT – The inevitable happened at the 3rd Annual Newport Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival in Newport, Rhode Island,…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
OPINION: Carl Weathers Was Great, But It’s Too Early To Be Dedicating Monuments To Him
Carl Weathers, the iconic actor known for his roles in movies like “Rocky” and “Predator,” was undoubtedly a legend in…
MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT: Frankenstein’s Monster Vows to Quit Social Media Amid Accusations of Extensive Surgeries
HOLLYWOOD – Frankenstein’s Monster has declared a social media hiatus after facing relentless accusations of undergoing extensive surgeries to maintain…
MAN EATS A BURGER AND SEES A BIGFOOT OR SOMETHING
In the latest tale that is as unbelievable as it is unimportant, local man Joe Schmo recently claimed to have…