THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED: Agencies Demand Trump Release CIA Big Bopper Files
CLEAR LAKE, Iowa – In the wake of rumors that the Trump Administration intends to fully declassify files on the…
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TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF CHRISTMAS, YOU DAMN DIRTY GRINCH! Santa Steals The Show on Boxing Day!
WHOVILLE – In a truly violent Christmas miracle, Santa Claus, the jolly old elf in red, showed the world that…
“Weird Al” Yankovic Announces 2025 “The Guerras Tour”
LOS ANGELES – Radical anti-fascist song parodist “Weird Al” Yankovic announced his 26 date summer tour via an encrypted Telegram…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 22 – July 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings the full moon in the human-derived sign of Capricorn – asopposed to the signs…
RESURRECTED RELICS: Ancient Trilobites Revived Using Gamma Radiation
Around half a billion years ago, a volcanic eruption near a shallow sea in present-day Morocco preserved exceptionally complete specimens…
PSTYLIN’ WITH PSTEPHEN CROMWELL – Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 1 – July 7
¡Hola, mi amigos! Change is in the air, and while it might be painful, it’s essential in order to grow.…
CURIOUS COOKING: Brutalize Your Taste-buds with Cheesy Ogre-atin Potatoes
Imagine this: you’re cozied up in a charming cottage nestled deep in the woods, far from the monstrosities of society,…
Reality Rumors: Scandalous Secrets and Shocking Stories
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your go-to source for the juiciest tidbits and tantalizing tales from the world of the…
SINCLAIR: Farmer’s Markets are the WORST!
Recently, I found myself in the fortunate position of having come into some money. For once, life seemed to be…
BAN THESE BOOKS! 5 Titles That Aren’t Actually Banned – But Should Be!
In recent discussions about book bans, certain titles frequently come up as allegedly banned, usually by some unnamed censor who…