HILLBILLY ELEGANCE: Fancy Sofa Was Asking For It, Leaves Appalachian Trail of Bastards
WEST VIRGINIA – In a bizarre and sensational tale that’s sweeping across the internet, a saddle leather sofa, possibly a…
Category: Weird Happenings
CATFISHED: Woman Meets The Man Of Her Dreams Online
EUGENE – Gabriella Romano, a 26-year-old woman frustrated with online dating, unexpectedly finds herself dating an actual catfish named Icarus Punctatus. Despite initial shock, she enjoys their date and plans to meet him again, even taking scuba lessons. Gabriella’s story highlights the unpredictability of online romance and maintaining an open mind.
A GIANT SCAM: Is the “Human Growth Hormone” A Myth?
Miskatonic, Mass – Controversy has been raging over the past year in the tightly knit endocrinology community over the existence…
DIPLONOMICON – Plutonian Delegation Suspends Normal Diplomatic Relations With Earth
NEW YORK – The United Nations General Assembly held a closed door meeting on Wednesday with ambassadors from the dwarf…
DON’T EAT ME, BRO! Fitness Influencers Ditch Carnivore, Embrace Cannibal Diet
The world of dieting has seen numerous trends come and go, each claiming to be the ultimate solution to health…
RESURRECTED RELICS: Ancient Trilobites Revived Using Gamma Radiation
Around half a billion years ago, a volcanic eruption near a shallow sea in present-day Morocco preserved exceptionally complete specimens…
WHYEVER DID I ROAM? Thousands of Full-Time RV Families Snap Out of Trance All At Once
On July 8, 2024, thousands of nomadic families in RVs, vans, and converted buses experienced a collective realization questioning their full-time traveling lifestyle. Experts suggest psychological stress and misleading social media depictions contributed to this mass awakening. Many are now seeking traditional living, highlighting the challenges of nomadic life and the importance of stability.
DEMOCRACY BURNING – 5 Election Lies, and the Truths that Make Them Possible
In today’s misinformation era, distinguishing election facts from fiction is crucial. Common election-related lies exploit partial truths, making them believable. False claims range from Biden’s speech issues, Trump’s immigration record, and the myth of undecided voters, to broader election trust issues. Critical thinking is essential to navigate this propaganda-filled landscape.
THE MILF HUNTER RETURNS: Tacoma Recruits Legendary Tracker To Find Source of Mystery Scat
TACOMA, WA – The quiet streets of Tacoma have been stirred into a frenzy of speculation and mystery following the…
RFK’s Brain Worms Crash POTUS Debate at CNN Atlanta HQ
RFK Jr’s Brain Worms, endorsed by the Reality Register, unexpectedly appeared at a presidential debate between Trump and Biden. The Brain Worm’s unorthodox platform of “not being the other two guys” and the endorsement have garnered public support, reflecting a growing anti-establishment sentiment. Despite RFK Jr’s controversial status, the Brain Worm’s unconventional campaign continues to gain momentum, promising a departure from traditional politics.