TO CELEBRATE FIFTY YEARS AS A COLUMNIST AT THE WASHINGTON POST, GEORGE WILL EXHUMES HIS MOTHER’S CORPSE
CHAMPAIGN, Illinois – With his unique combination of pragmatic conservatism and erudite dourness, George F. Will has long ago secured…
Category: Weird Happenings
HE DID IT ALL FOR THE B&E CHARGE: Florida Man Finds Mysterious Toilet To Another Dimension
GAINESVILLE, FLA – A 46-year-old University of Florida sophomore was arrested Saturday when he was found wandering naked in the Sweetwater…
LITTLE PERSON NO MORE: World’s Tallest Midget Reaches A Height of 5’9″… and he’s still growing!
In a world full of tall tales, Greg Davis, a 19-year-old from Bakersfield, California, is literally stretching the boundaries of…
SMOKE ‘EM IF YOU GOT ‘EM – Cigars and Sausage Diet Isn’t What You Think!
In the world of bizarre diets and health trends, the Reality Register has reported on everything from the “Imaginary Food…
READER SUBMISSION: HELP! I THINK MY TEACHER MAY SECRETLY BE A MANATEE!
Hi folks! I’ve been looking for a good reader submission to publish for a while now, but we haven’t had…
HILLBILLY ELEGANCE: Fancy Sofa Was Asking For It, Leaves Appalachian Trail of Bastards
WEST VIRGINIA – In a bizarre and sensational tale that’s sweeping across the internet, a saddle leather sofa, possibly a…
CATFISHED: Woman Meets The Man Of Her Dreams Online
EUGENE – Gabriella Romano, a 26-year-old woman frustrated with online dating, unexpectedly finds herself dating an actual catfish named Icarus Punctatus. Despite initial shock, she enjoys their date and plans to meet him again, even taking scuba lessons. Gabriella’s story highlights the unpredictability of online romance and maintaining an open mind.
A GIANT SCAM: Is the “Human Growth Hormone” A Myth?
Miskatonic, Mass – Controversy has been raging over the past year in the tightly knit endocrinology community over the existence…
DIPLONOMICON – Plutonian Delegation Suspends Normal Diplomatic Relations With Earth
NEW YORK – The United Nations General Assembly held a closed door meeting on Wednesday with ambassadors from the dwarf…
DON’T EAT ME, BRO! Fitness Influencers Ditch Carnivore, Embrace Cannibal Diet
The world of dieting has seen numerous trends come and go, each claiming to be the ultimate solution to health…