THE QUEEN AIN’T DEAD! – Monarch Survives In Cryostasis—And She’s Pregnant!
ANTARCTICA – Immediately following the release of famed journalist Julian Assange, the Reality Register has received reports that suggest Queen…
Category: Weird Happenings
FINGER LICKIN’ CRAZY: Kentucky Classrooms Now Required By Law To Display The Eleven Herbs and Spices of KFC Recipe
FRANKFORT- Kentucky public schools are now required to display the Eleven “secret” herbs and spices of KFC’s original chicken recipe…
A SONG OF VINES AND RHYMES: Brooklyn Swamp Thing Returns With New Track
It’s been over fifteen years since Brooklyn Swamp Thing’s last mix tape, Rhymezomatous Herbs, dropped, and nearly a decade since he wowed audiences as…
READER SUBMISSION: Pstephen Cromwell, Psychic Warrior
Hello everyone and welcome to another reader submission to The Reality Register! Reader submissions are usually my favorite thing to…
HEALTH WATCH: How Many Is Too Many?
A new study in the New England Chronicle of Science stirs up the age-old question of how much alcohol can an adult…
COP CAT, POLICE DETECTIVE, DEAD AT 38: Police Officer That Became Permanently Stuck in Safety Mascot Gear Dies of Mysterious Illness
RICHMOND – Officer Michael Fielder, a respected member of the Richmond, Virginia Police Department, has died this week after living…
YOU’VE GOT A FRIEND? Aging James Taylor Now Regrets Recording Song That Summons Him to People in Need
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – In February of 1971, James Taylor recorded “You’ve Got A Friend” as the first single for his…
A NEW NAME TOPS LIST OF MOST POPULAR AMERICAN BABY BOY NAMES, AND IT MAY SURPRISE YOU!
America’s Social Security Administration has recently released its data for 2023, including the documentation all births in the United States,…
WHO IS THE STRANGER? Increasingly Frequent Encounters With Mysterious Being Are Leaving Witnesses To Question Its Origins
Have you ever driven down a quiet street at night and seen a mysterious shape in the shadows – tall,…
DEAR TOM: Advice On Life, Love, and the American Way From a Time Portal With a Founding Father
Welcome to Dear Tom, an advice column we’re trying out after we received numerous questions that read more like requests…