I WANT A COW, MAN! New Study Finds Most Fast Food Burgers Contain More Than Just Beef
SILVER SPRING, MD – In a burger-dropping revelation that has sent jiggles through the fast food industry, a heartbreaking new…
Category: Weird Happenings
ODD PORTRAIT HAS EVERYONE AT ODDS: New Controversial Portrait of President Biden Has People Divided
In a grand ceremony at the Hall of Presidents, an event meant to commemorate tradition and honor, turned into a…
PROJECT NIGHT MARE: Declassified Military Program Reveals Drones That Can Access Your Dreams
In a groundbreaking development that seems straight out of science fiction, the United States and Australia have jointly created a…
CAN YOU HELP? This Man Has Been in a San Francisco Hospital For Weeks And They Have No Idea Who He Is
A San Mateo County hospital is hoping to reunite a patient found nearly a month ago with his loved ones.…
GENIE, MEANY, MINEY, MO’ – A Tumultuous Tale of Granted Desires, From a Genie
It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these things, but here’s another terrific reader submission. If you like…
HE DOESN’T SPEAK FOR ME: Dr. Frankenstein’s Continued Stance on the Nature of Madness Makes Frankenstein’s Monster “Really Sad”
In the dim shadows of a world filled with debates on sanity and the bounds of human understanding, there exists…
I’M IN LOVE WITH A MUMMY! Man Falls in Love with a Corpse over 2,000 Years Old
Proof that some love stories defy the bounds of time and mortality, a man has captured the hearts of many…
ELEPHANTS ARE FAKE! Panel of Zoologists Determine Pachyderms to be a Hoax Species
In a jaw-dropping twist that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, it has been uncovered that elephants, those majestic…
A QWERTY QUANDARY: A Small Town In Vermont Is Ravaged By Mysterious Keyboard Attacks
If you travel to the quiet suburb of Williston, Vermont, chances are you’ll come across at least one person with…
QUELLING THE MONKEY MENACE – Officials Scramble to Rid Popular Tourist Attraction of Monkey Scourge
LOPBURI – In the Thai village of Lopburi, normally a popular tourist destination for its beautiful Buddhist statues and architecture,…