BIG MAN PIGMAN: The Mysterious Peoria Pigman Resurfaces On TikTok After Thirty-Five Year Absence
PEORIA – Thought to be dead or in retreat in the deep wilderness, the mysterious Pigman resurfaced this week, to…
Category: Weird Happenings
FINDING FAUX-CHELLA: Death Valley Festival Confuses Fans Who Could Find It
PARTS UNKNOWN – The inaugural Death Valley Music and Arts Festival wrapped up over the weekend to little fanfare and,…
RUDE AWAKENING: Cicadas Awaken After A Decade Underground This Summer, But This Year They’ll be Spreading A Zombifying Fungus
As the summer sun begins its ascent, a peculiar phenomenon prepares to grace our gardens and woodlands: the emergence of…
NOT SILENT BUT DEADLY: Oklahoma Teacher Showcases the Perils of Having a Haunted Anus
TULSA – A honeymooner’s visit to the quaint Stone Lion Inn Bed and Breakfast turned into a nightmarish ordeal when…
GNOME-MORE GMADNESS! As Gnomes Are Featured in More and More Holiday Decorations, Gnomes Everywhere are Wondering Why
In the days following Easter, a young gnome ventured into the post-Easter clearance section of a local walmart. Like most…
YOU’RE OUT! An Increasing Number of Former MLB Players Have Gone Missing, Leaving Some To Ask If BallHalla Is Calling
COOPERSTOWN, NY – As many as twenty former Major League Baseball Players have been reported to the authorities as missing…
BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…
ENTER THE ASS-TRAL PLANE: An Increasing Number of People Are Finding New Realities Through Psychedelic Suppositories
MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While…
AU BIG PAIN: A Look Into the Most Under Reviewed Five-Star Eatery in America
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The compound at the center of the Pentagon courtyard is one of the most difficult to access…