A MIGRATION OF METAL: African Tribe Utilizes Giant Robotic Mechs to Aid Migrating Herds During Dry Season
TANZANIA – In the vast savannas of Tanzania, amidst the sweeping grasslands and ancient baobab trees, resides the Hadzabe tribe,…
Category: Weird Happenings
A CONJURING OF CAKES: Department Store Bakery Suspected of Baking With Sorcery
WARWICK, Rhode Island – Nestled within the confines of a local Walmart, a bakery has recently found itself at the…
INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer
FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…
ECHOES OF THE DEEP: A Recovered Captain’s Journal Reveals Answers to Mysteries Surrounding an 80 Year Old Shipwreck, But Raises Many More
A reader submission popped up in my inbox from an anonymous member of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. It seems…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode
Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…
HATE CASTS CONFUSION: Satan, The Lord of Hatred, Has Mixed Feelings After Being the Target of A Hate Crime
In a devilish twist that has even Lucifer himself shaking his pitchfork in confusion, the destruction of a monument dedicated…
MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT: Frankenstein’s Monster Vows to Quit Social Media Amid Accusations of Extensive Surgeries
HOLLYWOOD – Frankenstein’s Monster has declared a social media hiatus after facing relentless accusations of undergoing extensive surgeries to maintain…
VANISHING ACT: Gymnastics Studio Shut Down Following A Number of Strange Student Disappearances, But Not For The Reason You Think
PLYMOUTH – A once-thriving gymnastics studio has been shut down following a string of mysterious disappearances. The studio, renowned for…
OPINION: More Research Has To Go Into The Tiny People Of The Past And Discover What Happened To Make Modern Day Humans So Tall
In the dimly lit aisles of my local library, amidst the dusty stacks of forgotten tomes, I stumbled upon an…