LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode
Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…
Category: Weird Happenings
HATE CASTS CONFUSION: Satan, The Lord of Hatred, Has Mixed Feelings After Being the Target of A Hate Crime
In a devilish twist that has even Lucifer himself shaking his pitchfork in confusion, the destruction of a monument dedicated…
MAYBE HE’S BORN WITH IT: Frankenstein’s Monster Vows to Quit Social Media Amid Accusations of Extensive Surgeries
HOLLYWOOD – Frankenstein’s Monster has declared a social media hiatus after facing relentless accusations of undergoing extensive surgeries to maintain…
VANISHING ACT: Gymnastics Studio Shut Down Following A Number of Strange Student Disappearances, But Not For The Reason You Think
PLYMOUTH – A once-thriving gymnastics studio has been shut down following a string of mysterious disappearances. The studio, renowned for…
OPINION: More Research Has To Go Into The Tiny People Of The Past And Discover What Happened To Make Modern Day Humans So Tall
In the dimly lit aisles of my local library, amidst the dusty stacks of forgotten tomes, I stumbled upon an…
“CURSED CROCHET: The Sinister Secrets of ‘Stitchcraft’ Exposed, and How to Protect Your Loved Ones
PHOENIX – A seemingly innocent Etsy store specializing in crocheted hats and blankets has been exposed as a front for…
HELP! Interdimensional Travel Took Away My Wife!
Welcome back to another fabulous reader submission! This one comes from Barry Sampson, who struck me as a guy desperate for…
SEND IN THE CLONES: Hollywood’s Doppelganger Machine and Replacement Scheme Exposed at Last!
LOS ANGELES – In the glitzy realm of Hollywood, where fame and fortune intertwine, a machine of mysterious proportions has…
BILL BELICHICK RETURNS TO HELL AFTER COMPLETING 24 YEAR MISSION
FOXBOROUGH – In a shocking turn of events that defies the laws of both football and the underworld, Bill Belichick,…
THE HIDDEN CURSE: Unveiling the Age-Old Secret Behind the Happy Birthday Song
In a shocking discovery that has left researchers baffled, a team of linguists and historians has stumbled upon a hidden…