TALES OF DESTRUCTION: Children Take ‘Jump into a Good Book’ to a Whole New Level
In the quiet corners of libraries across the country, an unexpected trend is unfolding—one that has both librarians and parents…
Category: Weird Happenings
FROM PURR TO PERSON: Cat Demonstrates the Power of Belief By Transforming into a Human
TUCSON – The suburban area of Tucson known as the Catalina Foothills is abuzz with whispers of Midnight, the cat…
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S NOT BUDDHA: The Suprising Truth of Monastic Hazing
A reader submitted this story a while back, and I hesitated to print it because I wasn’t sure it fit…
BIGFOOT’S BIG STEP: New Discovery Suggests Bigfoot Now Wears Shoes!
TOLEDO – A self-proclaimed Bigfoot enthusiast insists that the elusive creature has taken a giant leap into fashion by donning…
LADY BACON’S STARTLING PREDICTIONS FOR 2024: Aliens, Krakens, and Simpsons, Oh My!
As 2023 draws to an end, we at The Reality Register wanted to take a look forward to the coming…
MAGIC COSTS MONEY: Wizard Ponders the Curse of Inflation
PLINY’S POTIONS – In a mystical twist of economic woe, a wizard, shrouded in mystery and clad in robes that…
CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…