In the tumultuous arena of the World Cryptid Federation, where legends are made and battles of epic proportions unfold, there brews a storm of anticipation like never before. Brace yourselves, for the clash of titans looms large on the horizon: The Straw Man versus The Beast!
At the heart of this impending showdown lies a tale as old as time, a saga of good versus evil, of cunning versus brute force, and of the relentless pursuit of glory in the squared circle. On one side stands the enigmatic and treacherous Straw Man, a figure shrouded in mystery and malevolence. Emerging from the shadows every four years, he casts a sinister shadow over the world, tempting fate and sowing discord wherever he treads.
The Straw Man, with his devious tactics and underhanded maneuvers, has long been a thorn in the side of the righteous and the just. Boos rain down upon him like a torrential downpour as he slithers his way into the ring, his every move dripping with malice and deceit. His very presence is a blight upon the hallowed halls of the WCF, his nefarious deeds recounted in hushed whispers by the faithful fans who yearn for justice, and by the arena loudspeakers that repeatedly scream his misdeeds so they are not forgotten by the crowds.
But fear not, for hope glimmers on the horizon in the form of The Beast! Towering and fearsome, The Beast is a champion of the people, a behemoth whose power knows no bounds. Drawn from the fervent energy of the crowd, he embodies the very spirit of the cryptid wrestling world, a force to be reckoned with and a symbol of unbridled strength.
The Beast, despite his occasional forays into the crowd that leave innocent bodies strewn in his wake, is hailed as a hero by the masses. His every roar ignites a fire within the hearts of the faithful, his every triumph a testament to the power of the human spirit. Though his power appears to be unmatched, it is frequently put to the test against very minor cryptids, as if to showcase its prowess every four years to gain favor amongst the masses. And now, as the date for the ultimate showdown draws near, the eyes of the world turn to him in eager anticipation.
But make no mistake, for The Beast will not be roused from his slumber unless the fervor of the crowd reaches a fever pitch. He waits patiently in the wings, biding his time until the moment is ripe, until the clamor of the faithful reaches a crescendo that cannot be ignored.
The stage is set, the players are primed, and the fate of the wrestling world hangs in the balance. Will the sinister machinations of the Straw Man prevail, casting a pall of darkness over the land? Or will the mighty roar of The Beast echo through the ages, heralding a new era of triumph and glory?
Only time will tell, as we await the announcement of the date for this monumental clash of titans. So steel yourselves, brace your hearts, and prepare for the battle of a lifetime, for the age-old struggle between good and evil is about to reach its thrilling conclusion in the hallowed halls of the World Cryptid Federation!
Jacob Bartholomew
