FORT WORTH – In a tale that spans the gulf between media coverups and the hellish host of the underworld, the Sandman Signature Fort Worth Downtown Hotel found itself at the epicenter of supernatural chaos yesterday. While official reports point to a gas leak as the cause of a devastating explosion, our clandestine sources reveal a much darker tale.
According to our on-the-ground investigators, a now-deceased necromancer unleashed pandemonium upon the unsuspecting city. Rather than a mere gas leak, the explosion is believed to be a clumsy cover-up for a portal to hell that was recklessly opened by the dark sorcerer, who’s name has been lost even now at this early hour.
Witnesses claim that the malevolent spellcaster, in a ritual involving a fetal eucharist and a vile reverse communion, tore through the fabric of reality, inviting winged demons to wreak havoc on the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The portal’s fiery embrace quickly consumed the foolhardy necromancer, who found himself at the mercy of the very hellish entities he had unleashed, a tale all too common.
Enter a Texan exorcist, seemingly drawn to the scene by divine intervention. Armed with a blessed revolver and a pocketful of prayers, this mysterious figure faced the demonic onslaught with unwavering resolve, the perfect image of a cowboy hero . Eyewitnesses recount how the exorcist engaged in a fierce battle, invoking ancient rituals and channeling the power of faith to banish the otherworldly intruders.
In a moment straight out of a supernatural western, the Texan exorcist, after successfully thwarting the demonic invasion, simply tipped his hat and walked into the west. Refusing to provide any comments on the surreal events that unfolded, he left the bewildered onlookers in awe of his enigmatic presence.
Local authorities, sticking to the mundane narrative of a gas leak, seem blissfully unaware of the infernal forces at play. Our sources emphasize the importance of uncovering the truth behind this otherworldly incident and question the extent of the supernatural occurrences concealed beneath the facade of a routine gas explosion, hinting at a clutch of necromancers that up until this point had been operating without opposition.
As the citizens of Fort Worth grapple with the aftermath of the explosion, whispers of the occult linger in the air. One can’t help but wonder if the veil between our world and the abyss is thinner than we dare to imagine, and if, perhaps, there are more evil necromancers out there, then hopefully there are more exorcists out there, Texan or otherwise.
Mohammed Sinclair
