DOVER, Massachussetts – The mysterious Dover Demon, known for its eerie sightings in Dover, Massachusetts, has made a groundbreaking decision to assimilate into human society by adopting a human name: Ben Dover.
For years, the Dover Demon has captured the imaginations of cryptid enthusiasts and paranormal investigators alike with its otherworldly appearance and enigmatic presence. However, the creature has been given a bum-rap due to its unsettling moniker.
After years of grappling with societal perceptions, Ben Dover, as he now prefers to be called, decided to dump the title “Demon” from his name and fully embrace his newfound human identity. With his new name, Ben has been working as a freelance plumber for the past 15 years, navigating the complexities of human interaction and education.
Despite his best efforts, Ben encountered resistance and skepticism from some of the more anal members of the community who were put off by his demon moniker. However, undeterred by the snickers and whispers, Ben remained steadfast in his determination to live amongst humans and fully integrate into society.
In a recent interview, Ben Dover expressed his enthusiasm for his new name and the sense of freedom it has afforded him. “I’ve always felt a connection to humans, and adopting the name Ben Dover has allowed me to finally feel like I belong. Having Demon in my name alienated me from everyone else, and it’s not even related to what I am, a living creature. I may look like I’m from Uranus, but being judged really stinks. As one cheek says to the other, together we can stop this crap.” he said, his eyes glowing with newfound confidence.
Although some may find amusement in his chosen name, Ben remains undaunted, refusing to let them assassinate his character, embracing his uniqueness and getting to the bottom of what it means to be a member of the Dover community.
As Ben continues to navigate the intricacies of human society, his journey serves as a poignant reminder of the challenges faced by those who look and feel different. His courage and resilience in the face of adversity inspire hope and serve as a testament to the power of acceptance and inclusion.
As we all do our best to put judgment and prejudice behind us, Ben Dover’s story highlights the importance of celebrating individuality. As he embarks on this new chapter of his life, we extend our heartfelt wishes of good luck to Ben Dover, and hope times of intolerance are in society’s rear view.
Bottom line, while Ben Dover could ultimately end up being the butt of many jokes, he hopes to make everyone he meets crack a smile. Proving that while the human experience can be cheeky at times, it reminds us of the beauty and strength found in embracing our differences and spreading cheer amongst all we meet. Butts.
Andrew Crowe
