MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While the widespread use of psychedelic drugs has been rapidly increasing, one particular method ingesting psilocybin mushrooms is raising eyebrows everywhere, one that promises to transport users to an entirely new realm of reality: the ass-tral plane.
The concept is simple, yet entirely unconventional. Users crush psilocybin mushrooms into a fine powder, encapsulate it, and then insert it as a suppository. What follows is an experience unlike any other psychedelic trip.
“It’s hard to describe,” Says Tim Warot, a self-described “frequent visitor” to the ass-tral plane, “but it’s like entering a realm where your senses are heightened in ways you never thought possible. The colors, the sounds… it’s all so vivid.”
Reports from users describe hyper jumps through organic tunnels, illuminated by neon lights of every imaginable hue. But perhaps the most intriguing aspect of this ass-tral journey is the encounters with entities known as Klingons.
“They were like something out of a sci-fi movie, these Klingons.” Tim explains, “They had ridged foreheads just like in Star Trek, and seemingly just as militant, but they were wet, brown, and smelled terrible. They communicated in a language I couldn’t understand, but there was a sense of familiarity, like they were guiding me through this strange new world.”
But along with the sense of wonder, there’s also a hint of embarrassment among users. The fear of someone discovering their journey to the ass-tral plane can be overwhelming.
“There’s this lingering worry that someone will realize where you’ve been, that you’ve ventured into this uncharted territory of consciousness.” Says Sarah Williams, a founding member of the famed psychedelic enthusiast group Sphincternauts, “Entering the ass-tral plane is both liberating and slightly mortifying at the same time. Like, you know everyone does it, but it’s still embarassing when it’s known that you’re the one visiting at that time.”
Despite the occasional embarrassment, users like Sarah and Tim continue to explore the depths of the ass-tral plane, seeking solace and enlightenment in its mysterious landscapes.
As our journey through this phenomenon comes to a close, it’s clear that the ass-tral plane offers a unique perspective on the psychedelic experience. It’s a realm where the boundaries of reality are blurred, where the mind left pondering the mysteries of the human psyche and the endless possibilities that lie within. But just a word of advice, if you choose to explore the ass-tral plane, be sure to light a match when you’re finished.
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