HE’S BAAAAACK: Trump Teams With Presidential Ghost, Harris Communes With Loser Spirits

A shocking new theory is gaining traction in both political and paranormal circles: former President Donald Trump may have been possessed by the ghost of Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. president to serve two nonconsecutive terms! According to a growing number of experts, Cleveland’s restless spirit, unable to find peace after his 1888 loss, may have found a new vessel in Trump—aligning with his populist appeal and defiance of political norms. This spiritual connection could explain Trump’s unique rise to power and his return to the White House in 2024.

Grover Cleveland and Donald Trump: A Surprising Parallel

Cleveland, who served as the 22nd and 24th president, shares several striking similarities with Trump, both personally and politically. Both men were deeply connected to the working class and known for their anti-establishment, populist appeal. Cleveland was famous for his love of hearty foods like steak and pies, while Trump’s fast-food diet of McDonald’s hamburgers and Diet Coke underscores his “man of the people” image.

Additionally, both presidents married significantly younger women. Cleveland wed 21-year-old Frances Folsom when he was 49, while Trump married Melania, who is 24 years younger. These personal connections suggest that Cleveland’s spirit, dissatisfied with his own political fate, may have found a perfect match in Trump.

While Cleveland has a mustache that is rivaled by very few presidents, Trump is widely considered to have the best hair since Jimmy Carter.

Cleveland’s Ghost: Guiding Trump’s Policies

Perhaps the most intriguing aspect of this theory is Cleveland’s ghostly influence on Trump’s policies. Sources from the afterlife suggest that Cleveland regrets his stance on tariffs, which he opposed during his presidency. Cleveland believed that lowering tariffs would benefit consumers, but his policy ultimately harmed U.S. industries. Now, it’s believed that his spirit is using Trump to advocate for more sensible trade policies, including tariffs that protect American workers and businesses. This shift in Trump’s rhetoric, which increasingly emphasizes protecting U.S. industry, mirrors Cleveland’s original economic instincts.

With Harris’ charisma and Dukakis’ political instincts, they can’t lose!

Kamala Harris and Michael Dukakis: A Paranormal Shift on the Left

On the other side of the political spectrum, paranormal experts are suggesting that Vice President Kamala Harris may be under the influence of the ghost of Michael Dukakis, the former Massachusetts governor and 1988 Democratic presidential candidate. Despite Dukakis’s political loss, sources claim his spirit has been guiding Harris toward centrist policies, shaping her approach to key issues in a way that echoes Dukakis’s long-standing political philosophy.

The Growing Influence of Ghosts in Politics

The idea that the spirits of past presidents are influencing modern political leaders is raising eyebrows across the nation. Whether it’s Cleveland’s ghost pushing Trump toward protectionist trade policies or Dukakis’s guiding hand on Harris, it seems the afterlife is playing an unexpectedly active role in shaping today’s political landscape. Could this be the dawn of a new era where ghosts guide policy from beyond the grave? Only time—and further investigation—will tell.

Mohammed Sinclair

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