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BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN?  The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Voted Sexiest Ghost in Recent Polls

BABE-RAHAM LINCOLN? The Ghost of Abraham Lincoln Voted Sexiest Ghost in Recent Polls

June 1, 2024

Move over, George Clooney and Brad Pitt—there’s a new heartthrob in town, and he’s been making hearts flutter for centuries!…

SINCLAIR: How I Confronted AI and Made a Ghost of the Machine

SINCLAIR: How I Confronted AI and Made a Ghost of the Machine

June 1, 2024

It all started with a text from my editor, Stan Dirkson. A man of few words and even fewer characters,…

GUILTY!! Dogman Convicted in a Kangaroo Court – Of Being Too Awesome

GUILTY!! Dogman Convicted in a Kangaroo Court – Of Being Too Awesome

May 31, 2024

The most engaging trial of this – or any – century has just concluded with a stunning guilty verdict. The…

HERESY! Pope Pops Off on Podcast, Says “I Wouldn’t Have Lasted 5 Minutes on the Cross, and Neither Did Jesus!”

HERESY! Pope Pops Off on Podcast, Says “I Wouldn’t Have Lasted 5 Minutes on the Cross, and Neither Did Jesus!”

May 30, 2024

VATICAN CITY – Only a few days after he riled up powerful people who are not part of his flock…

CRYPTOPOLITAN WITH ZOEY GRAY: Unleashing Your Inner Sasquatch Queen

CRYPTOPOLITAN WITH ZOEY GRAY: Unleashing Your Inner Sasquatch Queen

May 29, 2024

Ladies, it’s time to get in touch with your wild side and embrace the fierce, unapologetic, and majestic life of…

NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS – 5 Legendary Podcasters That Aren’t What They Seem—One Is a Monkey, and It’s Not Who You Think!

NO MORE MONKEY BUSINESS – 5 Legendary Podcasters That Aren’t What They Seem—One Is a Monkey, and It’s Not Who You Think!

May 28, 2024

Podcast bros are everywhere. On the train, in the stores, at the gym, and even walking down any given street…

HIRAM RISING: Many Forget That Memorial Day Is A Day to Reflect On Memorials

HIRAM RISING: Many Forget That Memorial Day Is A Day to Reflect On Memorials

May 27, 2024

It’s memorial day here in the United States, and for most of us, it means a day off from work,…

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of May 27 – June 2

PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of May 27 – June 2

May 27, 2024

Salut, les amis! The end of this week brings us to the center of Chupacabra season. You may feel a…

CURIOUS COOKING: Shadow Governmint Chocolate Chip Cookies, A True Comfort Food of Control

CURIOUS COOKING: Shadow Governmint Chocolate Chip Cookies, A True Comfort Food of Control

May 26, 2024

In the realm of clandestine power and whispered influence, where decisions that shape the world are made behind closed doors,…

REALITY RUMORS: Sleep Demon Disaster, Memedog Sati, Necromancer Naughtiness and More!

REALITY RUMORS: Sleep Demon Disaster, Memedog Sati, Necromancer Naughtiness and More!

May 26, 2024

In the world of entertainment, scandals and secrets abound, and this week is no exception. From ghostly visitations to unexpected…

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