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READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors

READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors

February 9, 2024

It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…

THE CUTEST INVASIVE CRYPTID YET: Indian Batmonkey Spotted at NYC Grocery Produce Section

THE CUTEST INVASIVE CRYPTID YET: Indian Batmonkey Spotted at NYC Grocery Produce Section

February 9, 2024

NEW YORK CITY – A shocking image has been leaked from an Indian grocery store, depicting a batlike primate eating…

GHOST SCOUT COOKIES – Wisconsin Girl Scout Troop Gets Ghostly Lesson About the Dangers of Child Labor

GHOST SCOUT COOKIES – Wisconsin Girl Scout Troop Gets Ghostly Lesson About the Dangers of Child Labor

February 8, 2024

DODGEVILLE – Outside a bustling small town Walmart in Wisconsin, a girl scout troop encountered an unexpected visitor from the…

JUST SAY NO TO APPLE: Dogman Chooses Meta Quest 3 Over Apple Vision Pro, Bites Walmart Workers

JUST SAY NO TO APPLE: Dogman Chooses Meta Quest 3 Over Apple Vision Pro, Bites Walmart Workers

February 8, 2024

ESCANABA – In the shadowy realm of urban legends and folklore, one creature stands out among the rest: Dogman. Known…

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS:  Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts

UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS: Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts

February 7, 2024

SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – After hours of searching, a military helicopter carrying five marines was discovered to have been coaxed down…

YET ANOTHER Invasive Species Lands In Texas – This Time It’s Glyptodont, The Giant Brazilian Armadillo

YET ANOTHER Invasive Species Lands In Texas – This Time It’s Glyptodont, The Giant Brazilian Armadillo

February 7, 2024

DECATUR – In the heart of Texas’ cattle country, a peculiar creature has captured the attention of local ranchers and…

NO, NOT BIGFOOT, THE OTTER GUY: Game Camera Snaps Image of Strange Creature With an Army of Otters

NO, NOT BIGFOOT, THE OTTER GUY: Game Camera Snaps Image of Strange Creature With an Army of Otters

February 6, 2024

KACHEMAK BAY – A game camera operated by the forestry service in a coastal Alaskan state park has captured what…

HE SHOULD’VE BEEN OURS! Temporal Patriot from 2075 Attempts to Alter US History By Stealing El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele

HE SHOULD’VE BEEN OURS! Temporal Patriot from 2075 Attempts to Alter US History By Stealing El Salvador’s Nayib Bukele

February 6, 2024

SAN SALVADOR – In yet another exclusive Reality Register scoop, self-proclaimed Temporal Patriot named Liam claims to have traveled back…

LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode

LETHAL LOGIC: Excessive Critical Thinking Will Make Your Head Explode

February 5, 2024

Are you feeling the pressure of logical thinking? Well, you might want to take heed of this alarming medical trend:…

SIMPSONS DID IT: Sasquatches in Northern California Embrace the Metaverse with Apple Vision Pro Headsets, Prompting Concerns for Safety

SIMPSONS DID IT: Sasquatches in Northern California Embrace the Metaverse with Apple Vision Pro Headsets, Prompting Concerns for Safety

February 5, 2024

CUPERTINO – Sasquatches in Northern California are reportedly adopting Apple Vision Pro headsets, leading to a concerning trend of these…

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