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CALL ME JORGE: The Cryptid Formerly Known As Chupacabra Opens Up About His Diet,  Love, and What It Means To Be Misunderstood

CALL ME JORGE: The Cryptid Formerly Known As Chupacabra Opens Up About His Diet, Love, and What It Means To Be Misunderstood

January 24, 2024

After reading our recent articles reporting on his radical dietary shifts, the Chupacabra reached out to us and asked to set…

“CURSED CROCHET: The Sinister Secrets of ‘Stitchcraft’ Exposed, and How to Protect Your Loved Ones

“CURSED CROCHET: The Sinister Secrets of ‘Stitchcraft’ Exposed, and How to Protect Your Loved Ones

January 23, 2024

PHOENIX – A seemingly innocent Etsy store specializing in crocheted hats and blankets has been exposed as a front for…

THEY COME FOR YOU,  TOO, SASQUATCH! Exsanguinated Bigfoot Corpse Discovered in Bizarre Crop Circle

THEY COME FOR YOU, TOO, SASQUATCH! Exsanguinated Bigfoot Corpse Discovered in Bizarre Crop Circle

January 23, 2024

COLFAX – In a bizarre and perplexing Monday morning bloodbath, a Sasquatch, colloquially known as Bigfoot, was discovered dead in…

SKUNK APE’S SURPRISE EXIT: Ms. Cryptid 2024 Takes a Turn with Bigfoot in the Spotlight

SKUNK APE’S SURPRISE EXIT: Ms. Cryptid 2024 Takes a Turn with Bigfoot in the Spotlight

January 22, 2024

In a tear-filled farewell to the public, the elusive Skunk Ape has dropped out of the highly anticipated Ms. Cryptid…

SQUATTER’S RIGHTS: Children’s Fairy Garden Creation Turns into a Battleground for the Backyard

SQUATTER’S RIGHTS: Children’s Fairy Garden Creation Turns into a Battleground for the Backyard

January 22, 2024

EVANSTON – In the quaint suburbs of Chicago, two children, Lily and Mason, embarked on a whimsical adventure to create…

CURIOUS COOKING: Warm Your Icy Heart With The Taste of Wendigo-nuts

CURIOUS COOKING: Warm Your Icy Heart With The Taste of Wendigo-nuts

January 21, 2024

Welcome back to another delightful culinary adventure here at Curious Cooking! Today, we embark on a journey to create a winter-inspired…

REALITY RUMORS: Politics, Cryptids and More, Oh My!

REALITY RUMORS: Politics, Cryptids and More, Oh My!

January 21, 2024

Welcome, dear readers, to another edition of Reality Rumors, where we peel back the layers of the mundane to reveal…

I ALWAYS GET MY GHOST: Meet Wayne Phillips, the Greatest Paranormal Investigator in the World Today

I ALWAYS GET MY GHOST: Meet Wayne Phillips, the Greatest Paranormal Investigator in the World Today

January 20, 2024

PITTSBURGH – In the eerie realm where the paranormal meets the unexplained, Pittsburgh’s very own ghost hunter extraordinaire, Wayne Phillips,…

OPINION:  The Word “Popular” Should be Changed to “Poopular” to Discourage Cool Kids From Being Jerks

OPINION: The Word “Popular” Should be Changed to “Poopular” to Discourage Cool Kids From Being Jerks

January 20, 2024

This week, I entered a local dojo and donned a white belt. Why? Because the upcoming showdown between rival journalists…

HELP!  Interdimensional Travel Took Away My Wife!

HELP! Interdimensional Travel Took Away My Wife!

January 19, 2024

Welcome back to another fabulous reader submission! This one comes from Barry Sampson, who struck me as a guy desperate for…

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