SINCLAIR: Ghost in the Machine? How the Poltergeist in My Car Skipped My Oil Change and Voided My Warranty
If only I had adhered to the golden rule of automotive care—change your oil every 3,000 miles. But alas, a…
Opinion: When you really think about it, the 1985 classic Teen Wolf isn’t very realistic.
Here at The Reality Register, we seek truth above all other endeavors. Therefore, I view it as a duty to…
Jungle Enigma Unraveled: Mysterious Lizard-like Boy Spreads Fear and Cookies in Honduras!
CAMPAMENTO, HONDURAS – In a remote corner of the Honduran jungle, a sensational tale has emerged of a child born…
FACT CHECK: Santa Claus Doesn’t Know When You’re Sleeping, But He Does Know If You’ve Been Bad or Good, So Be Good for Goodness Sake!
THE NORTH POLE – In a shocking revelation that might just leave children around the world breathing a sigh of…
Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson Discovers Universal Love Beneath the Northern Lights in Amherst!
AMHERST – In a mind-bending encounter with the cosmos, Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson, famed for his eclectic wardrobe and soulful…
Ancient Architectural Marvel Unearthed in Cohutta, Georgia Flash Flood! T-Rex City Planning and Municipal Water Delivery Unveiled!
COHUTTA – In a twist of fate that has left scientists scratching their heads and locals reaching for their history…
Humphrey’s Mug, He’s Up On Your Wall
GREENVILLE – A sleepy suburban neighborhood in Kentucky is caught in the grip of an inexplicable phenomenon, as every picture…
The Call of the Wild Challenger: Fearless Fighter Prepares for Epic Showdown with Bigfoot!
In the heart of the dense wilderness in the shadows of Mount Hood in Oregon, a man is preparing for…
A Chronicle of Woe: Man’s life is torn apart by an ancient mummy’s curse!
Mark Zhao, a seemingly average man, is living a life marred by the malevolent grip of an ancient mummy’s curse.…
College Student Discovers Cosmic Truths After Sacred Herbal Ritual
In an extraordinary turn of events at the University of Massachusetts Amherst, a communications major named Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson…