Salut, les amis! This week brings a renewed energy to all signs. It will be good for us all to clean up our homes and donate old stuff we no longer find useful. Give the place a once over and enjoy the freshness!
The Grey January 1 – January 29:
It may be a good week for settling down. Why not find a good locale for sightseeing? Bringing home some souvenirs for your long suffering family may work out to your favor.
Etsai January 30 – February 27:
You have been feeling suspicious lately. There is a warning against barging into situations without diplomacy. It will not solve anything to be so brash. Try calming your nerves with a bit of landscape painting and a cup of camomile before you fly off the handle.
Doppelgänger February 28 – March 27:
Your evil twin is at it again. Remember that eclipse party a few weeks back? Well, it seems they took your spot on the dance floor, tore it up, and blamed you. It may be time to get even with that sucker once and for all!
Sandwalker March 28 – April 25:
It is a great week to hit the beach to engage in one of your favorite pastimes – shell cracking. A walk on the shore may be just what you need, Crabby. Who knows? Maybe you will meet a friend.
Sasquatch April 26 – May 24:
It is a great week for a picnic. That twig-berry pie sure looks tasty, does it not? How about a full serving of acorn stew? Yummy!
Chupacabra May 25 – June 22:
It may be time for apologies and amends. Those goats did no harm to you or your way of life, you know. It takes a bigger sucker to admit when they are wrong.
Lusca June 23 – July 21:
You may have been feeling like things are out of control in your own life.
You need to take a trust fall into a body of water this week. The water has and always will provide for you, Lusca.
Centaur July 22 – August 19:
It is time to take a hike and visit an old friend. I heard Sasquatch is having a picnic. Twig-berry pie will be present. Yum!
Goatman August 20 – September 17:
You have been toying with a dream for a while. Some have discouraged you with disbelieving comments such as, “It can never work.” Nah. This week you throw off the naysayers and take the plunge.
Frogman September 18 – October 16:
A strange obsession has been plaguing you. You feel a sense of entitlement toward a person or object. You need to get a handle on yourself before you blow your chances completely.
The Loch Ness Monster October 17 – November 7:
You have been reevaluating many things lately. One thing is your overconsumption of algae. I know. I know. It tastes good. The pretty green color makes your scales shine like emeralds. It also has medical benefits. All things in moderation, Nessie.
Beast of Exmoor November 8 – December 6:
It is time to shed the ratty fur of yesterday. A new coat shall emerge – glossy and silky. With your newfound glimmering self, you will attract more positive energy. How could you not? You look fabulous!
Mermaid December 7 – December 31:
Body surf your way over to the rocks and ask that handsome lad or lass to get you a hot dog. Might want to hold the onions, though. A kiss could be on the horizon.
May you enjoy this incoming flow of positive energy. Let kindness and love flow.
Until next week, my friends!
Lady Bacon
