Salut, les amis! Uranus continues to pass through Doppelgänger until the end of March. Much like last week, creativity is high and there are warnings to not overindulge when celebrating. Neptune has joined the party for the rest of March. It brings new opportunities to explore the psychic mind. All signs would benefit from booking a meditation class or reading spiritual texts this week.
The Grey January 1 – January 29:
Grey may feel a little under the ether this week. You may have missed out on that promotion at work and it may make you feel like a loser. Just remember, anyone who cannot see your worth simply does not deserve you. Much like they may have said your lack of promotion was “nothing personal”, neither is submitting that resume to a workplace that will give you your due.
Etsai January 30 – February 27:
You are a power cell firing through all contacts this week. You will go strong for half the week. By Wednesday, you need a rest and recharge. You will start to notice on Tuesday that you are getting testy with friends and family. Do not yell at anyone, Brother Bull! Just temporarily check out and get some YOU time.
Doppelgänger February 28 – March 27:
Neptune’s added energy with Uranus is making you fearless. You should ride that wave of confidence as far as it will take you this week. It should go without saying to use your common sense in all matters. Take a chance and try public speaking or tryout for an acting role. You may surprise yourself!
Sandwalker March 28 – April 25:
The best thing about this week is that it is not last week, you know what I mean? I think you know exactly where I am coming from, Crabbie. It has been a hard time for you. I feel you, bro. Best news ever? Hard times are almost over. Hang in there. By the end of this week the clouds will dissipate and the rainbow will appear.
Sasquatch April 26 – May 24:
A full week of creativity and expanding horizons awaits you. Monday may come and go without a thought. After that, the week will gradually ramp up until Friday is bouncing with energy and excitement. Time to dust off those fancy cowboy boots and two-step your way down to the ol’ corral with a special partner of your choice. This one could be a winner!
Chupacabra May 25 – June 22:
Well, look at you! You look great, Chupa. Last week was a rough ride, but here you are – shiny, like a new dime. Your time is here. What will you do with it? This may be a good week to start planning that new business you have been toying with for the past few years. Avoid goats if you can. They will only steal your thunder.
Lusca June 23 – July 21:
Ugh. Every time you turn around there is another annoying situation to deal with. It feels overwhelming. Neptune may cause your ears and tentacles to be more sensitive this week. Invest in some good earplugs or a set of warm gloves if you need to block out the sensations. Try to get some quiet time near water, if possible.
Centaur July 22 – August 19:
Deep in your heart you have felt a strange discomfort brewing. Something has not been sitting right with you for a while. This week, you get to the bottom of it. One of your ride-and-die crew has not been loyal to you. Cut them loose. It is better to know than to continue being deceived.
Goatman August 20 – September 17:
This is a good week for Goaty to start a new creative project. Before you get started, try this: Sit with your eyes closed for about five minutes. Picture what you want to create – imagine the portrait you want to paint, or see the story you are working on like a film playing in your mind. Then, use your tools and put those ideas down. Goatman makes the magic happen in their own way.
Frogman September 18 – October 16:
Froggy could use a little more planning this week. Use your magic wand, phone, or an organizer to write everything down. Check tasks off as you complete each one. You will miss important things if you skip this step. At the end of the week, sit down for a few minutes and look over your week. You will feel incredibly accomplished knowing you completed everything
you needed to do.
The Loch Ness Monster October 17 – November 7:
Typical of life: You are riding the waves, feeling joyful and free, when suddenly there is a stupid fisherman crowding your scene with a lack of class and a boombox straight out of 1985. Try not to scare him too much when you surface. Use a little decorum when you tell him to scram. Hold yourself back from tangents about the environment, cryptid rights, and other lofty concepts. You will just be wasting your breath.
Beast of Exmoor November 8 – December 6:
Beautiful beast! You lightly prance through the week. Nothing bothers you until Wednesday. Mid-week brings a few situations that slightly muss your fur. Nothing major, but you may call your bank and get stuck in a recorded loop instead of being transferred to a live agent. Or, you may lightly burn your toast. Like I said, small problems. Flick it off with your tail and keep trucking.
Mermaid December 7 – December 31:
This week finds you in a happier state than last week. The lagoon is heating up with the approach of Spring. It may be time to freshen up the place. You also may need an overhaul. This would be a great week to start a new workout routine. Tighten and lift that tail fin, fish-babe! Summer is almost here.
Overall, the week will go as planned for most of us. There may be a few bumps along the way. C’est la vie! Much like a child moaning over their aching limbs, there is no growth without pain. We all must decide for ourselves which situations we will accept and which we will fight against. It is funny how so often the very thing we struggle with is exactly what we need to improve our souls. Know this: Through it all, you are loved by someone. For those who have no one on this plane of existence to love you – love yourself, precious! May the universe bless you with abundance and fulfillment.
Until next week, my friends!
