RFK’s Brain Worms Crash POTUS Debate at CNN Atlanta HQ

ATLANTA – RFK Jr’s Brain Worms, endorsed by the Reality Register for President, made an unexpected appearance at the presidential debate between Donald J. Trump and Joseph Robinette Biden, after being declared dead by RFK Jr’s doctors. Running on the unconventional platform of “not being the other two guys,” the giant worm managed to slip onto the stage at the CNN headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia, and take a position between the two actual candidates, blending in due to his sallow, wrinkly skin, and musty odor.

The debate, already heated with intense, nearly intelligible exchanges between the candidates, continued without interruption as the Brain Worm loomed quietly, unnoticed by the moderators and the audience. The debate participants appeared to point in his direction and mumble incoherently, each apparently mistaking the giant invertebrate for his opponent. Eventually, a sharp eyed producer noticed the overgrown parasite among his peers and quickly ran the Brain Worm out of the building, where they ended up in an onsite bar where CNN staff were hosting a watch party.

Going Hungry At The After Party

Despite his efforts to find a new host in the bar, the Brain Worm was thwarted by a surprising deficiency of gray matter among the attendees. This bizarre episode, however, did not go unnoticed by the public. Polls on Twitter, currently known as X, indicate that RFK’s Brain Worm is now a strong favorite to win in November’s election. The Brain Worm’s ability to infiltrate the debate stage and highlight the farcical nature of this race, and its unique ability to not be named Trump or Biden seem to be great assets in this campaign.

RFK Jr’s Brain Worms have become a symbol of the anti-establishment sentiment that has been growing among voters. The Reality Register’s endorsement has only added to his appeal, presenting him to their legions of fans as a viable alternative to the traditional political figures. His platform, though totally unknown, probably speaks to a desire for change and a break from the status quo.

However, the Brain Worm’s choice of RFK Jr as his running mate has been a point of contention. RFK Jr, a controversial figure among people who pretend to care if a candidate had a criminal record, has hurt the Brain Worm’s standing among voters who prioritize integrity and a good speaking voice in their candidates. Despite this, the Brain Worm’s popularity continues to rise, with many voters overlooking the choice of running mate in favor of the Brain Worm’s fresh perspective and unique approach to politics.

Undermining the Competition

The incident at the debate has sparked a wave of memes and social media posts from the “Worm Krew”, further boosting the Brain Worm’s visibility and appeal. His ability to slip into such a high-profile event and maintain a presence on stage, albeit briefly, has been seen as a metaphor for his campaign’s disruptive and unexpected rise.

As the election approaches, the Brain Worm’s campaign shows no signs of slowing down. With his strong online presence and growing support base, RFK Jr’s Brain Worms are poised to make a significant impact in the political landscape regardless of the controversy surrounding his running mate His platform of “not being the other two guys” may be unorthodox, but it has struck a chord with many who are tired of the same old political rhetoric. November’s election will reveal whether this bizarre campaign can indeed lead to the White House, or if it will remain underground.

Stan Dirkson