REAL SPORTS SCANDALS: We Know the NBA is Rigged
To the surprise of nobody, the FBI announced last week that the NBA and poker games run by the New…
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CAN YOU HELP? This Man Has Been in a San Francisco Hospital For Weeks And They Have No Idea Who He Is
A San Mateo County hospital is hoping to reunite a patient found nearly a month ago with his loved ones.…
PETE RULES, FREIGHTLINER DROOLS – Bigfoot Chooses Peterbilt, Swift Hires Grey Aliens
BARSTOW – In a remarkable series of sightings that has left confused witnesses in awe, Bigfoot, the legendary cryptid of…
SINCLAIR: My Abduction Story, Or How the Greys Found Out
I never thought it would happen to me. But there I was, standing in the middle of a moonlit field,…
GO BACK TO SPACE! Iowa Passes Law To Fire Undocumented Grey Aliens Into Space Using High Powered Cannon
DES MOINES – In a bold move that has sparked debate across the nation, the state of Iowa has passed…
COSMIC COSTUME CAPERS: Thieving Grey Aliens Use Increasingly Elaborate Disguises to Gain Entry to Homes
Across the country, reports are flooding in of grey aliens donning increasingly elaborate disguises to gain entry into homes through…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…
GREYS GET THE BINGE-WATCHING BLUES: Grey Aliens Find Grey’s Anatomy to Be Less Appealing Than They Had Hoped It Would Be
A family of grey aliens recently sat down looking for a television show to binge watch. Intrigued by the title…
MOVIE-NIGHT MISFIRE: Grey Aliens Find The Movie “The Grey” To Be An Utter Disappointment
In a galaxy not so far away, Grey aliens, known for their insatiable curiosity and penchant for dabbling in human…
DON’T CALL ME GNORTS! DON’T CALL ME MR. ALIEN! Neil Armstrong’s Ghost Sets The Record Straight
THE AFTERLIFE – In an unprecedented act of journalistic integrity, the Reality Register’s staff medium has made contact with the…