FACT CHECK: Debunking the Disturbingly Plausible Tale of Lloyd Austin’s Antarctic Alien Pregnancy
MCMURDO STATION: In recent weeks, a wild rumor has been circulating in the darkest corners of the internet, suggesting that…
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INNER BEAUTY IS MEANINGLESS WHEN YOU LOOK THIS GOOD – Female Grey Aliens Remind Everyone What It Means To Look Fabulous As The Original Source For Beauty Standards
Move over, Vogue and Elle – it’s time to give credit where credit is due. Forget about Coco Chanel and…
SINCLAIR: GNORTS MR. ALIEN IS NEIL ARMSTRONG. Stunning Revelations and Original Research in Roswell, NM
ROSWELL – As I stared at the cryptic message from my ten-year-old nephew, my skepticism wavered. “It’s [redacted] I have…
SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET! It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace
As a concerned citizen deeply troubled by recent events, I find myself compelled to make a resounding plea: it is…
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS: Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – After hours of searching, a military helicopter carrying five marines was discovered to have been coaxed down…
VANISHING ACT: Gymnastics Studio Shut Down Following A Number of Strange Student Disappearances, But Not For The Reason You Think
PLYMOUTH – A once-thriving gymnastics studio has been shut down following a string of mysterious disappearances. The studio, renowned for…
BOOK REVIEW: A Deliciously Gory Mystery Unfolds in Scott Donnelly’s “A Monster in a Diner”
Scott Donnelly, a prolific author with nearly 50 titles under his belt and the creative mind behind the Micro Terrors…
THEY COME FOR YOU, TOO, SASQUATCH! Exsanguinated Bigfoot Corpse Discovered in Bizarre Crop Circle
COLFAX – In a bizarre and perplexing Monday morning bloodbath, a Sasquatch, colloquially known as Bigfoot, was discovered dead in…
PUBLIC THROWN A FUR-BALL: Declassified Military Documents Reveal that UFOs are Actually Spinning, Flying Sasquatch
In an astonishing turn of events, a recently declassified military document has sent shockwaves through the UFO community, revealing that…
COSMIC CONNECTION: 7 Tips to Increase Your Odds of Being Abducted by Aliens, the Ultimate Husbands!
In the vast universe of relationships, why settle for the mundane when you can aim for the extraordinary? Forget about…