EYE CARAMBA! Man Gets Laser Eye Surgery, Receives More Than He Bargained For
SPRINGFIELD, MA — What began as a routine corrective vision procedure on Tuesday ended with one man inadvertently equipped with…
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Queens of the NFL: How football’s meatheads exploit the women who outshine them
For too long, the NFL has sold a fantasy: brawny athletes sweeping glamorous women into happily-ever-afters. But behind the staged…
FACT CHECK: Does a Groundhog Have The Ability To Control The Weather?
GOBBLER’S KNOB – Groundhog Day, a quirky tradition that has captured the imagination of many, centers around Punxsutawney Phil’s weather…
HIRAM RISING: Monster Jam is Not What you Think!
So this past Christmas, my son received a gift that I think I was more excited about than he was.…
CHILDREN’S CLASSIC “CASPER” CONTAINS FOOTAGE OF ACTUAL GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA
HOLLYWOOD – A classic children’s movie has been discovered to contain an actual ghost on film, and hides a story…
LET THEM EAT SOUP: Elderly Sasquatch Find Solace in Pacific Northwest’s Chill
WASHINGTON STATE – In the heart of the Pacific Northwest, an extraordinary story of compassion and vulnerability has come to…
BREAKING: Hans Christian Andersen was actually Hans Crustacean Andersen
Seemingly pulled from one of his fairy tales, a developing story claims that a group of marine biologists and historians…
DRAGONS EXIST – Tolkien’s Shade Visits Sleeping Child, Reveals Terrible Truth
The Real Dragon Who Inspired Smaug Is Alive And We Know Where To Find Him This Thanksgiving, I found myself…
CURIOUS COOKING: Give Thanks This Season With Otter Mandied Yams
The holiday season invites us to gather, reflect, and give thanks for the blessings in our lives. Yet, even in…
HE’S BAAAAACK: Trump Teams With Presidential Ghost, Harris Communes With Loser Spirits
A shocking new theory is gaining traction in both political and paranormal circles: former President Donald Trump may have been…