THE FAT GUY IS FINE, IT’S THE CANE THAT’S WRONG! Marathon Winner Disqualified on Outrageous Technicality
BOSTON – A Fat Guy With a Cane rolled over the competition at the Boston Marathon, waddling over the line…
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PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of April 15 – 21
Salut, les amis! Remember that solar eclipse a couple weeks ago? It has been predicted by many in the spiritual…
CURIOUS COOKING: Create a Howlingly Good Meal With Dog-Manhattan Clam Chowder
In the enchanting realm of culinary lore, there exists a legend that transcends the ordinary and ventures into the realm…
Reality Rumors: Dark Wizards Running on Empty, A Cryptid’s Fall From Grace, and A Dog Corpse In The Woods
Welcome to “Reality Rumors,” your exclusive peek into the juiciest gossip circulating among the stars and behind the scenes. From…
HIRAM RISING: JUSTICE FOR THE JUICE – In the wake of O.J. Simpson’s Death, I search for the real killers
This week, the world lost someone truly special. O.J. Simpson leaves behind a legacy of elite athletic prowess, brilliant comedic…
SINCLAIR: TWO NIGHTS IN THE U.P. – How I Went Hunting For Dogman, But Found Something Even Stranger
The Durango has been piling up the miles lately, bringing me from the local forest to confront multiple cryptohominids, out…
REALITY REGISTER Q & A WITH JACOB BARTHOLOMEW: Who are you guys, Loveland Frogman vs. Jersey Devil, Psychic Sidekicks and more!
Hello loyal Reality Register fans and welcome to what I hope will become at least a semi-regular column here on…
FACT CHECK: 5 Things Your Crazy Uncle Has Got Wrong About CERN And The Large Hadron Collider
In an age where misinformation spreads like wildfire, it’s crucial to separate fact from fiction, especially when it comes to…
NOT SILENT BUT DEADLY: Oklahoma Teacher Showcases the Perils of Having a Haunted Anus
TULSA – A honeymooner’s visit to the quaint Stone Lion Inn Bed and Breakfast turned into a nightmarish ordeal when…
STALLONE IS OVER: Has-Been Actor Commits Unforgivable Sin, Describes Someone’s Appearance
ATLANTA – Sylvester Stallone has been accused by disgruntled former coworkers of toxic behavior on the set of a show…