GET OUT OF MY BAY: How Chessie Chased The Kraken From Maryland Waters
BALTIMORE – In the wake of the recent destruction of the Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore over the Patapsco…
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BREAKING!!!! The Reality Register Sold to CNN, Can No Longer Vow to Only Print the Truth
Dearest loyal readers, I come bearing news, both bitter and sweet. It is with a heavy heart that I announce…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Cyptid Horoscope for the Week of April 1 – 7
Salut, les amis! The new month brings many of us who dwell in the Northern hemisphere a refreshing breath of…
CURIOUS COOKING: Bring Your Guests to Life With Zombean Casserole
Welcome back everyone, to another delicious edition of Curious Cooking. This week, I wrestled with coming up with a recipe…
REALITY RUMORS: Hip Hop, Hopping Mischief And More!
Welcome back to Reality Rumors, your one-stop destination for all the latest gossip, scandals, and secrets from around the world.…
BOGFOOT IS REAL: Once Thought To Be A Mere Typo, The Cryptid Has A Very Human Weakness
Since the first of February, my life has been a maelstrom of violence. It all began when the Reality Register…
CASINO CONQUEST OR CRUEL CATCH? The Bizarre Prize That Changed One Man’s Life
Today’s reader submission is an interesting one. Have you ever wondered what happens at a Casino when someone wins that…
IT WASN’T ME…THIS TIME: Mothman Denies Involvement in Kraken Conspiracy To Destroy Bridge
BALTIMORE – In a harborside press conference earlier today, the legendary Mothman has vehemently denied any responsibility for the deadly…
ENTER THE ASS-TRAL PLANE: An Increasing Number of People Are Finding New Realities Through Psychedelic Suppositories
MIDDLE AMERICA: A peculiar trend has been gaining traction throughout the United States and even the world at large. While…
DIDDY IS A SILLY NAME, BUT THESE CHARGES ARE SERIOUS: Puff Daddy Accused Of Trafficking Grey Alien Babes In Galactic Beef
MIAMI – Reaching new depths of depravity, music mogul Sean “Puff Daddy P Diddy” Combs has found himself embroiled in…