BEWARE OF SWASSQUATCH: As Warmer Weather Approaches, The Threat of Swassquatch Looms
As the days grow longer and the temperatures rise, a sinister presence lurks among us, waiting to strike when we…
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SINCLAIR: Steroids Are The Solution To All Of My Problems, None Of Which Are My Fault
As I sit down to share my thoughts with you, dear readers, I must confess: steroids have become my saving…
HIRAM RISING: The Magic 8 Ball is Not a Mystic Relic of Clairvoyance At All… It’s a Children’s Toy!
Hey there, fellow truth-seekers and seekers of wisdom, and welcome back to my newly named column! Due to another writer…
CURIOUS COOKING: Pay the Troll Toll Of Tastiness With Nordic Troll Slaw
Of all the recipes I’ve delivered here at Curious Cooking, there are few delights as enchanting as the Nordic Troll…
REALITY RUMORS: A Deal Even The Devil Won’t Do, The Price Of Magic And More!
Hey there, gossip aficionados! Get ready to buckle up and dive headfirst into another sassy edition of Reality Rumors, where…
DON’T SHOOT ME DOWN, BRO – Chinese Man Dines On Clouds, Begs Gov To Use Weather Machine To Send Him Home
ABOVE THE ROCKIES – In a tale that seems straight out of a whimsical adventure novel, Li Pei, a spirited…
MOTHMAN ON THE MOVE: Cryptid Sighted In Las Vegas, But Is He There Warning of Doom Or Just Drawn To The Lights?
Las Vegas, renowned for its glitz, glamour, and endless array of bright lights, has recently found itself in the grip…
HE ATE THE MONSTER MASH: The Unlikely Tale of How Two Slender Men Became One
FLAGSTAFF – Buckle up, folks, because we’ve got some mind-bending news fresh off the press. You might want to sit…
JERSEY DEVIL ARRAIGNED ON THREE COUNTS OF RACKETEERING AMIDST MAFIA CRACKDOWN IN NEW JERSEY
TRENTON – In a stunning turn of events, the infamous Jersey Devil, long rumored to be a shadowy figure in…
MOVE OVER, SQUATCHY – Dogman Enjoys Inexplicable Popularity
EVERYWHERE – In the world of cryptids, where legends roam free and mysteries abound, there’s a new star rising on…