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WE ALL KNEW IT – Tech Whistleblower Reveals Demonic Smartphone Scheme

WE ALL KNEW IT – Tech Whistleblower Reveals Demonic Smartphone Scheme

February 21, 2024

CUPERTINO – In an exclusive expose by the Reality Register, a anonymous former tech company whistleblower has unveiled the dark…

INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer

INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTAL OPENS AMIDST SOCCER GAME – Crowd Fails To Notice As America Continues To Be Bored By Soccer

February 21, 2024

FOXBOROUGH – Few occurrences in recent history rival what unfolded over the skies of Foxborough, Massachusetts on the night of…

A SPOOKY DISAPPOINTMENT: Young Couple Finds Living in a Haunted House To Be Lame

A SPOOKY DISAPPOINTMENT: Young Couple Finds Living in a Haunted House To Be Lame

February 20, 2024

VILLAGE GREEN – In a quaint town in upstate New York, nestled between rolling hills and ancient forests, lies a…

DON’T CALL ME GNORTS! DON’T CALL ME MR. ALIEN! Neil Armstrong’s Ghost Sets The Record Straight

DON’T CALL ME GNORTS! DON’T CALL ME MR. ALIEN! Neil Armstrong’s Ghost Sets The Record Straight

February 20, 2024

THE AFTERLIFE – In an unprecedented act of journalistic integrity, the Reality Register’s staff medium has made contact with the…

SAUCE – SQUATCH Spotted Behind Portland Pizza Parlor – Dumpster Diving Just Got Messier

SAUCE – SQUATCH Spotted Behind Portland Pizza Parlor – Dumpster Diving Just Got Messier

February 19, 2024

PORTLAND – Behind the quaint facade of Tony Salami’s Pizza Parlor lies a tale of tomatoey terror, one that has…

CURIOUS COOKING:  Beam Up The Flavor of Alienchiladas

CURIOUS COOKING: Beam Up The Flavor of Alienchiladas

February 18, 2024

Welcome back, strange sauciers, to another tantalizing culinary adventure in the realm of Curious Cooking. Today, we embark on a…

OPINION: Gaining Superpowers Is Much Harder Than The Comics and Movies Make It Seem

OPINION: Gaining Superpowers Is Much Harder Than The Comics and Movies Make It Seem

February 17, 2024

As many of you know, I’ve been training for an upcoming fight with another writer here at The Reality Register,…

FACT CHECK: Debunking the Disturbingly Plausible Tale of Lloyd Austin’s Antarctic Alien Pregnancy

FACT CHECK: Debunking the Disturbingly Plausible Tale of Lloyd Austin’s Antarctic Alien Pregnancy

February 17, 2024

MCMURDO STATION: In recent weeks, a wild rumor has been circulating in the darkest corners of the internet, suggesting that…

YOWIE WOWIE!  The Latest Australian Import Taking the USA By Storm

YOWIE WOWIE! The Latest Australian Import Taking the USA By Storm

February 16, 2024

In the ever-evolving landscape of cryptid fanaticism, there emerges a new contender for hearts and minds, and it comes from…

SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal

SLENDER SUITS FOR HAIRY BRUTES: A Fashion Revolution in the World of the Paranormal

February 16, 2024

NEW YORK CITY – In a world where the paranormal intersects with the mundane, even beings like Slenderman face everyday…

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