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OPINION: The Year of the Dragon Should be The Year of The Elephant, So China Can Remember That New Years was Over a Month Ago
So, this week, China celebrated the start of the new year, dubbing it the “Year of the Dragon.” Cool, right?…
SINCLAIR: GET OFF OF MY PLANET! It’s Past Time That We Declare War On The Grey Alien Menace
As a concerned citizen deeply troubled by recent events, I find myself compelled to make a resounding plea: it is…
READER SUBMISSION: The Phantoms of DOTS Beyond Closed Doors
It’s been a while since I printed a reader submitted story, but I’ve got a good one for you today. This…
THE CUTEST INVASIVE CRYPTID YET: Indian Batmonkey Spotted at NYC Grocery Produce Section
NEW YORK CITY – A shocking image has been leaked from an Indian grocery store, depicting a batlike primate eating…
GHOST SCOUT COOKIES – Wisconsin Girl Scout Troop Gets Ghostly Lesson About the Dangers of Child Labor
DODGEVILLE – Outside a bustling small town Walmart in Wisconsin, a girl scout troop encountered an unexpected visitor from the…
JUST SAY NO TO APPLE: Dogman Chooses Meta Quest 3 Over Apple Vision Pro, Bites Walmart Workers
ESCANABA – In the shadowy realm of urban legends and folklore, one creature stands out among the rest: Dogman. Known…
UNIDENTIFIED FLYING PARTY ANIMALS: Marines Enjoy Extraterrestrial Brews with Alien Hosts
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – After hours of searching, a military helicopter carrying five marines was discovered to have been coaxed down…
YET ANOTHER Invasive Species Lands In Texas – This Time It’s Glyptodont, The Giant Brazilian Armadillo
DECATUR – In the heart of Texas’ cattle country, a peculiar creature has captured the attention of local ranchers and…
NO, NOT BIGFOOT, THE OTTER GUY: Game Camera Snaps Image of Strange Creature With an Army of Otters
KACHEMAK BAY – A game camera operated by the forestry service in a coastal Alaskan state park has captured what…