READER SUBMISSION: HELP! I THINK MY TEACHER MAY SECRETLY BE A MANATEE!
Hi folks! I’ve been looking for a good reader submission to publish for a while now, but we haven’t had…
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FASTER, HIGHER, STRONGER – IN HELL! Astral Whistleblower Reveals Olympic Damnation
In a shocking revelation that could redefine the way we view athletic excellence, the Reality Register’s resident psychic, Lady Bacon,…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 29 – August 4
Salut, les amis! Last week I admitted a deep secret to the readers of The Reality Register, onethat lay hidden…
CURIOUS COOKING: See the Future of Flavor with Psy-kickin’ Buffalo Wings
As the start of football season approaches, fans across the nation are gearing up for the excitement and camaraderie that…
STRANDED BY OUR GREATEST STRENGTH – Astronauts Face Extended Stay Due to Boeing Starliner Leaks, Gremlins
LOW EARTH ORBIT – Astronauts Butch Wilmore and Suni Williams have found themselves stranded aboard the International Space Station (ISS)…
HILLBILLY ELEGANCE: Fancy Sofa Was Asking For It, Leaves Appalachian Trail of Bastards
WEST VIRGINIA – In a bizarre and sensational tale that’s sweeping across the internet, a saddle leather sofa, possibly a…
HIRAM RISING: 5 Reasons I Think Nominating Kamala For President Is a Bad Move For America
This past weekend, President Joe Biden withdrew his bid for reelection. Many saw this coming following his less than stellar…
HOLY GUACAMOLE: RI Man Nearly Mummifies In Endless Food Truck Line
NEWPORT – The inevitable happened at the 3rd Annual Newport Food Truck & Craft Beer Festival in Newport, Rhode Island,…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 22 – July 28
Salut, les amis! This week brings the full moon in the human-derived sign of Capricorn – asopposed to the signs…
CURIOUS COOKING: Chill Your Restless Spirit This Summer With Polterg-Iced Tea
As the summer sun casts its long, golden rays across the garden, there’s nothing quite like a tall, chilled glass…