A GUIDE TO THE DIVINE DIVA: The Art of Dressing Up For Demonic Expulsions
In the world of exorcisms, being fabulous isn’t just a choice – it’s a necessity. As modern priestesses embrace their…
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CALL ME JORGE: The Cryptid Formerly Known As Chupacabra Opens Up About His Diet, Love, and What It Means To Be Misunderstood
After reading our recent articles reporting on his radical dietary shifts, the Chupacabra reached out to us and asked to set…
“CURSED CROCHET: The Sinister Secrets of ‘Stitchcraft’ Exposed, and How to Protect Your Loved Ones
PHOENIX – A seemingly innocent Etsy store specializing in crocheted hats and blankets has been exposed as a front for…
THEY COME FOR YOU, TOO, SASQUATCH! Exsanguinated Bigfoot Corpse Discovered in Bizarre Crop Circle
COLFAX – In a bizarre and perplexing Monday morning bloodbath, a Sasquatch, colloquially known as Bigfoot, was discovered dead in…
SKUNK APE’S SURPRISE EXIT: Ms. Cryptid 2024 Takes a Turn with Bigfoot in the Spotlight
In a tear-filled farewell to the public, the elusive Skunk Ape has dropped out of the highly anticipated Ms. Cryptid…
SQUATTER’S RIGHTS: Children’s Fairy Garden Creation Turns into a Battleground for the Backyard
EVANSTON – In the quaint suburbs of Chicago, two children, Lily and Mason, embarked on a whimsical adventure to create…
CURIOUS COOKING: Warm Your Icy Heart With The Taste of Wendigo-nuts
Welcome back to another delightful culinary adventure here at Curious Cooking! Today, we embark on a journey to create a winter-inspired…
REALITY RUMORS: Politics, Cryptids and More, Oh My!
Welcome, dear readers, to another edition of Reality Rumors, where we peel back the layers of the mundane to reveal…
I ALWAYS GET MY GHOST: Meet Wayne Phillips, the Greatest Paranormal Investigator in the World Today
PITTSBURGH – In the eerie realm where the paranormal meets the unexplained, Pittsburgh’s very own ghost hunter extraordinaire, Wayne Phillips,…
OPINION: The Word “Popular” Should be Changed to “Poopular” to Discourage Cool Kids From Being Jerks
This week, I entered a local dojo and donned a white belt. Why? Because the upcoming showdown between rival journalists…