CONE-TACT FROM THE COSMOS: Man Discovers Extraterrestrial Radio Waves Through Unlikely Antenna
JULIAN – Jerry Mathison has made a discovery that’s sure to leave conspiracy theorists and cosmic enthusiasts in a tailspin. Jerry…
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CURIOUS COOKING: St. Nick-N-Tenders is Santa’s Secret Recipe
Welcome, dear readers, to a culinary celebration of the holiday season! As we deck the halls and trim the tree,…
OPINION: Everyone Should Give Socks for Christmas – The Unrivaled Gift for the Sole
It’s that time of year again, and everyone is searching for the perfect gift for that special someone in their…
TOY OR TEMPLE? The Unexpected Evolution of Speak and Spell into a Spiritual Phenomenon
SEATTLE – A suburban couple claims to have uncovered a supernatural connection to the afterlife through their child’s Speak and…
SINCLAIR: I’m Sick and Tired of These Ghosts Ruining My Life. This Time, It’s Gambling!
There’s a saying that everyone has their ghosts, but in my case, it seems like my ghosts have an affinity…
BREAKING NEWS: Anansi, African Trickster God Exposed as Mastermind Behind Low Effort Bigfoot Meme Page Scandal
INSTAGRAM – In a shocking revelation, Anansi, the legendary African trickster god known for his cunning ways, has been unmasked…
A RUN-IN WITH THE MEN IN BLACK: The Perils of Printing the Truth
A return reader submitted an additional story to me today, one that quite honestly shook me a bit. I bumped this…
HEEELP MEEE! Santa’s Teleportation Tango Turns Tragic: Christmas Chaos Unleashed!
THE NORTH POLE – Move over Grinch, it looks like technology may have destroyed Christmas this year before you get…
BIGFOOT vs SLENDERMAN FOR THE LOVE OF LADY SQUATCH
HONEOYE FALLS – In the continuing cryptid saga that has Upstate New York on the edge of its seat, the…
FACT CHECK: Is ¿Dónde Está Santa Claus? a Christmas Classic or Mandela Effect Artifact?
EDITOR’S NOTE: Ms. Lhak has been given the rest of the year off after it was discovered that she received…