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BUSTIN’ MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD – Charity Ghost Hunt at Adult Bookstore Leaves Staind Frontman on the Outside Looking In

Dale and Beatrice Bosom, acclaimed ghost hunters, held a star-studded charity séance at the Pioneer Valley ‘Route 33’ Adult Bookstore in Chicopee, Massachusetts. Despite unexpected customer interactions, the event featured paranormal investigations and a séance involving Staind’s Aaron Lewis. The event raised over $700 to install blackout film on the bookstore’s windows.

CATFISHED: Woman Meets The Man Of Her Dreams Online

EUGENE – Gabriella Romano, a 26-year-old woman frustrated with online dating, unexpectedly finds herself dating an actual catfish named Icarus Punctatus. Despite initial shock, she enjoys their date and plans to meet him again, even taking scuba lessons. Gabriella’s story highlights the unpredictability of online romance and maintaining an open mind.

DIVINE INTERVENTION: Donald Trump Assassination Attempt Thwarted by Richard Simmons’ Angel

Former President Donald Trump survived an assassination attempt thanks to the spirit of Richard Simmons, orchestrated by psychic Lady Bacon. Simmons, the late fitness icon, saved Trump by intercepting a silver bullet intended for him, believing Simmons to be a werewolf. This act bound Simmons to an eternal torment meant for Trump. Despite the pain, Simmons accepted this fate out of gratitude for Trump’s past kindness. The story has captivated the public, blending politics and the supernatural. There is hope for Simmons’ redemption if Trump reforms. Supporters are encouraged to pray for both figures, seeking a positive resolution.