Reality Register Exclusive: Idaho Farmer Achieves Unicorn Miracle Through Whales and Selective Breeding
IDAHO – In an astonishing tale that combines the whimsical with the improbable, an Idaho farmer has reportedly achieved the…
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“Science” Steve Walsh’s Desperate Dino-Defense in the Face of Dragon Claims and Conspiracy Chaos
BILLINGS – In a clash of theories in a truly irrelevant field, the paleontological arena is ablaze as tenured professor…
Man Discovers Secret to Time Travel; Uses It to Give His Ancestors Pointers on How to Pick Up Chicks
DETROIT – In a stunning revelation that could rewrite the rules of romance through the ages, a man claims to…
Gnome For The Holidays: The Curious New Christmas Addition and the Lives it’s Affecting
GARDEN GROVE – In a quaint little village nestled between rolling hills and enchanting meadows, a group of gnomes has…
Encounter of the Toddler Kind – Bend, Oregon Parents Forge Alien Friendship Amid Anal Probe Ordeal
BEND – In a bizarre twist of fate, a couple from Bend, Oregon, found themselves in an otherworldly playdate scenario…
Yankee Ingenuity: Benjamin Standish’s Unconventional Tornado Shelter in Bradley County Tennessee
In an extraordinary display of resourcefulness, Benjamin Standish, a recent transplant from the North, found himself turning a simple outhouse…
Intrepid Hiker Summits the World’s Tallest Peak, Emerges With An Even Taller Tale
NEPAL – In July of 2023, Eddie Meripol, a professional dentist with an adventurous spirit, paid a sum of over…
Chad ‘Cosmic Vibes’ Thompson’s Quest for Conscious Expansion Takes a Spooky Turn at Mass and Cass
BOSTON – In a bone-chilling encounter at the infamous Massachusetts Ave and Melena Cass Boulevard, Chad “Cosmic Vibes” Thompson’s quest…
Are Dragons and Dinosaurs One and the Same? The Jaw-Dropping Revelations That Will Make You Question Everything!
BUTTE – In a groundbreaking exposé that challenges the very foundations of paleontology, self-taught historian and paleontologist George Horner boldly…
OPINION: Dracula, the Victim. The Famous Vampire Received the Short End of the Stake
When it comes to classic literature, few characters are as iconic and menacing as Count Dracula. Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel,…