DIPLONOMICON – Plutonian Delegation Suspends Normal Diplomatic Relations With Earth
NEW YORK – The United Nations General Assembly held a closed door meeting on Wednesday with ambassadors from the dwarf…
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DON’T EAT ME, BRO! Fitness Influencers Ditch Carnivore, Embrace Cannibal Diet
The world of dieting has seen numerous trends come and go, each claiming to be the ultimate solution to health…
RESURRECTED RELICS: Ancient Trilobites Revived Using Gamma Radiation
Around half a billion years ago, a volcanic eruption near a shallow sea in present-day Morocco preserved exceptionally complete specimens…
PSIZZLIN’ WITH LADY BACON: Your Weekly Horoscope for the Week of July 8 – July 14
Salut, les amis! Before we get into this week’s horoscopes, let me express a sincere apology for my absence last…
REALITY RUMORS: Galactic Misfires, Psychic Showdowns, and Wrestling Farewells
Welcome to Reality Rumors, your one-stop shop for the wildest gossip and juiciest tidbits from the world of the strange…
CURIOUS COOKING: Bring The Desert To Dessert With Mongolian Death Werman Chocolate Cake
In the vast, arid expanses of the Gobi Desert, a tale as intriguing as it is chilling circulates among the…
TV ROTS ALL BRAINS – Washington Necromancer Tortured for Biden Corpse’s Debate Fiasco
The recent poor debate performance of president Biden is being blamed on Ash Rotblood, a Necromancer tortured for his failure
HIRAM RISING: 5 Things We Need to Declare Independence From This Independence Day
It’s July 4th, which for anyone residing in the United States means I have to say, “Happy Independence Day!” As…
DEMOCRACY BURNING – 5 Election Lies, and the Truths that Make Them Possible
In today’s misinformation era, distinguishing election facts from fiction is crucial. Common election-related lies exploit partial truths, making them believable. False claims range from Biden’s speech issues, Trump’s immigration record, and the myth of undecided voters, to broader election trust issues. Critical thinking is essential to navigate this propaganda-filled landscape.
LOU’S REVIEWS: Pure Heroine (Universal)
Hey there, Rock’n’rollers, it’s me, Lou Reed. Yeah, I know, I died. Sorry about that. Livers, man. Something about a…